An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is
so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one (1) person, put it into another
and have him looking for work in six (6) weeks!"
The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so
advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and
have him looking for work in four (4) weeks."
The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we
remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both
looking for work in just just (2) weeks!"
Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the
conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in
can take an asshole out of Chicago, put him in the White House and have half
the country looking for work in twenty four (24) hours!"