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Mexican Vocabulary

MEXICAN WORDS!!

The teacher told pepito to make sentences with his spelling words:
1. CHEESE
Maria likes me,but cheese ugly.
2. MUSHROOM
en all my family gets in the car, there isnt mushroom
3. SHOULDER
My friend didnt no how to make tacos so i shoulder
4. TEXAS
My friend always texas me fwds
5. HERPES
Me and my friend shared a piza,i got my piece and she got herpes
6. JULY
Ju told me ju were goin to the store, and july to me!!julyer!!
7. RECTUM
I had two cars but my wife rectum
8. CHICKEN
I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself
9. WHEEL CHAIR
We only have one soda but its ok wheelchair
10. CHICKEN WING
My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11. LIVER
A bully was messing wit my sister and i told him to liver alone
12. BODY WASH
I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids
13. BUDWEISER
That woman over there has a nice body, budwieser face so ugly?

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