A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.
'Well, cowboy,' says the genie.... 'You know how I work.
'I'm not falling for this', said the cowboy.
She smiled and said, 'What do you have to lose??
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
The genie said, 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish ? '
'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
The genie said, 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says....
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you
The time is coming when those who kill you will think they are offering service to God. Jesus - (John 16.2) A penny saved is a government oversight.
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