Tax time at the Synagogue
At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:
"I notice you buy a lot of candles.
"Good question", noted the Rabbi.
"We save them up and send them back to the candle makers,
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these biscuit purchases?
What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers,
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
"Well, Rabbi", he went on,
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi.
"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the IRS,
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