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Monday Humor

Tax time at the Synagogue

At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit
The books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:

"I notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question", noted the Rabbi.

"We save them up and send them back to the candle makers,
And every now and then they send us a free box of candles.

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his
Unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

"What about all these biscuit purchases?

What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was
Trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.

"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers,
And every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
The know-it-all Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi", he went on,
"What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from
The circumcisions you perform?

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi.

"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the IRS,
And about once a year they send us a complete prick.

5 years 38 weeks ago, 1:27 PM

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well written samD

I have been dealing with an audit for about 5 months now. Kudos to the Rabbi!!

clint

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