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3 years 17 weeks ago, 6:32 AM

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Monday morning funny

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Carpenter, Dairy Farmer, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'

The teacher quickly gave the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

'No' said Edward, 'He plays football for the Vikings, but I was just too embarrassed to say it in front of the class.'

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
3 years 17 weeks ago, 7:23 AM

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LMAO

thats too funny

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3 years 17 weeks ago, 8:07 AM

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best way to start the day!

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
3 years 16 weeks ago, 1:28 AM

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joke

what did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other ones?

lets go find Jobs...

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3 years 16 weeks ago, 12:12 PM

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Not nice, but funny.

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