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7 years 25 weeks ago, 3:42 PM

Schuyler

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I’d like to sign up for the New World Order in the Black Ops UFO division. I’d rather not do the neo-fascist thing, but Capitalist Masonic Pig Dog would be fine with me. My grandfather was a Mason, and I know he would have encouraged me to join had he not died before I was born. I’m cool with it. I’ve heard so many good things about the NWO that I think it’s time for me to make my contribution to the greater good. Does anyone know how to submit an application? I mean, do the Men in Black monitor this board looking for recruits, or maybe the top secret black ops guys? I don’t know, of course, but I’m assuming they must, so I thought I’d just ask them right here since their phone number is, like, unlisted.

Look, I’m well qualified. I have a lifetime of experience in both conspiracies, UFOs, and bureaucracies. I’m computer literate and height/weight proportionate. I don’t smoke. I lean conservative and I’m a loyal American. I feel my education, experience, and loyalty qualify me as a commissioned officer. Considering that time is of the essence here (I’m no spring chicken), I suggest you start me off as, say, a Lieutenant Colonel. I’m not asking to set policy or anything, but I’d like to contribute at a meaningful level and I simply do not have the time to work up through the ranks. I’m a pretty good mission specialist. Just give me direction and I’ll get the job done whatever it is. Once you see my resume you’ll understand what I’m talking about. Eventually I’d like to join the General Staff. I know I have to prove myself first, but I wanted you to know I have goals. Oh, also! I’ve had a Secret Clearance before, so we don’t have to start from scratch. Besides, I'm a Lt. general on gunslot and THAT should count for something!

So if you would just contact me off-line, which should be easy enough for folks like you. I’m not really hiding, but I don’t want to deal with the cranks. I mean, I’ve got Caller ID on purpose. Other than that I’m easy to find. Contact me and I’ll point you to my online resume (if you haven’t found it already) and we can go from there. There’s a big open field directly in front of my house (see Google Earth to verify), so if you are restricted to, shall we say, more exotic means of travel, it should be no problem. You could always just drive up in a black sedan and knock on the door. That would be okay, too. Don’t worry about the dog. He has a big bark, but he’s really harmless. If he knows who you are he’ll hide under the bed anyway. That’s what he did last time the cops showed up. (It was no big deal. I’ll tell you all about it.)

Oh, by the way, I don’t require payment except for expenses incurred. I’ll volunteer. I wanted you to know how serious I am about this. And I’m a pretty good shot.

Thanks. Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
7 years 25 weeks ago, 3:43 PM

Schuyler

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to prove I am a gen-you-wine enemy.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
7 years 25 weeks ago, 4:29 PM

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Schuyler

lmaol,lmao damn thats great

"the thrill of the hunt"
7 years 25 weeks ago, 7:40 PM

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Schuyler, when you get in, find out who really killed Kennedy and Princess Dianna, and the truth about global warming, and let us know. :)

7 years 24 weeks ago, 7:47 PM

Schuyler

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catfish88 wrote:
Schuyler, when you get in, find out who really killed Kennedy and Princess Dianna, and the truth about global warming, and let us know. :)

Gotcha. kennedy was killed by Oswald, end of story. there is no conspiracy. The paparazzi did in Diana by being assholes following her around. And global warming is a crock. Glad I could help.

Oh, and Roswell happened.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
7 years 25 weeks ago, 8:59 PM

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shuyler

I kinda did that in the "kick me through the Goal Post of Life" scenario.
Had some fast pace "overlook" for assistance. If u need the travel transporter code, look to "whisper308" at my logo Cosite & Tertiary vector. Covered ops is only something being reported by the natives (Wall Street that is)or current administrations wanna be's. Lots of Fun at Low wages is always the treasured theme. I think the NWO BO_UFO might be a pay in for garnished rankery Org. Based on the (shuussh)Blackhawk, nighttime pick-me-up I witnessed in Dade County south (all of whom were carrying Sterlings), it has to be true(practice is necessary while doing the Aussie rappel in the lift-off stage).continued after cookies and milk.

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
7 years 25 weeks ago, 3:01 AM

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Yeah...

What he said.

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
7 years 24 weeks ago, 4:40 PM

Schuyler

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were set up to look like stonehenge, and those holes may be landing traces, so things are looking up, I tell ya. It's a sign.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
7 years 24 weeks ago, 4:49 PM

charley9toe

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You guys don't have hay on that island you gots rabbits for ants.

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
7 years 24 weeks ago, 5:34 PM

Schuyler

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Rabbits for ants?!?

Well, we've got deer and coyotes. I've seen those. It's actually legal to hunt on the island. Oh, and we've got a lot of libs with Volvos, Lexus, and Mercedes. It's illegal to hunt them, I'm afraid. And across the pass we've got bear and cougar.

And there's about ten acres of hay right acrposs the lane--plenty of room for you average-sized UFO.

But no fucking rabbits, or non-fucking ones either.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
7 years 24 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

charley9toe

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I used to hunt there "Belgian Hare", big as the proverbial German schnitzel eater. No Joke. Farmers wanted us to do that. The Gov probably put the big noise pollution harumph harruummpphhh on you then paid someone to trap and poison the critters (same guys looking for the magic mushrooms).You must be the last of the Big gate-keepers w/ten acres of hay. Our aperture is small enough to hit that field. I'll see if we can scud over there as the F-1 layer is looking ok.

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
7 years 24 weeks ago, 11:46 AM

Schuyler

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on Bainbridge Island, off the coast of Seattle. I've lived on the Island 20 years and near it for 40. Plenty of raccoons, though. Did the 'rabbits' wear black masks?

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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