Come on in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was f***ked up. the picture didn't come through.
a little bigger works also.
1) We Don't Dial 911
2) Found here tonight, found here tomorrow.
3) All those locked doors are for your protection, not mine. Kick 'em down if you really feel like you need to.
4) I don't have a dog, so just beware of me from the very beginning.
5) Oh, and no salesmen! (This includes people trying to sell me their religion.)
I have one rule only. The closed door IS your warning. As far asdialing 911, of course I will. I want it on record that I'm attempting CPR and I need someone to cart off the deceased and provide a report for insurance purposes.