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2 years 41 weeks ago, 9:40 PM

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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
1. A salt shaker,
2. A shot of Baileys,
3. A shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.
And finally you drink the lime juice.
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth..........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks.........this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it..

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hits

4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, Jesus what do you call that drink?'

She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 41 weeks ago, 9:51 PM

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2 years 41 weeks ago, 10:02 PM

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figured Le'anne would get a kick out of that one....

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 41 weeks ago, 10:11 PM

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reads it LOL
Mrs Daisy lacks the sense of humor required...

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2 years 41 weeks ago, 10:39 PM

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2 years 41 weeks ago, 10:54 PM

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Guys, you ever notice how women don't always have the same since of humor.. maybe thats related to their first nature of child protection (lean'r what do ya think here) .. Heres the deal, least to me.. A guy is pretty much always going to either laugh, not laugh, or grunt.. thing is the reaction most always stays the same.. Women on the other hand can find the same joke hilarious one moment, and be disgusted the next..I've tried to figure that one out all my life..

Hard to say how G would take it, so im hiding behind Daisy.. ISD.. yeah im with you on the hidden message.. Good luck with that.. Heres how it would work for me.. take your pick, cause it could be either scenario A, or B..

A) "honey, i got your email, and no more is ok with me".. "what i was trying to turn you on"..
B) "honey, i got your email, and im sorta turned on.." what, you didn't even read it" ...

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
2 years 41 weeks ago, 11:01 PM

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BJ revenge, yuck

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2 years 41 weeks ago, 10:57 PM

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Can we call you Fred.. Bills taken..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.

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