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5 years 35 weeks ago, 6:20 PM

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As the Christmas season is upon us and I am now enjoying a glass of her homemade eggnog. I thought I would share the recipe...

Into the Blender:

6 eggs - Crack em in. Whites and Yolks
6 OZ Rum
6 OZ Brandy
6 OZ Fine sugar
16 OZ Heavy Cream
Nutmeg and Vanilla to taste
Whir that mother til frothy, pour a nice glass, dust a little more nutmeg on it and enjoy.

Don't worry about the raw eggs, that is for the Liberals to do, the alcohol cooks the eggs.

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 7:55 PM

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You are addressing me-- a person who can hardly boil water. You need to help me, because my wife is on a TDY Nursing assignment.
What is FINE sugar?
What is HEAVY cream?
Thank heavens, I know what rum and brandy are. I think we have nutmeg. Is the vanilla in a little bottle and called extract?

Believe me--I aint no Emeril.

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 8:00 PM

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Think of sugar

like you do shotgun shells. It comes in various grains, from coarse to very fine. The finest would be powdered sugar; the heaviest would be sugar crystals. Heavy cream is like whipping cream where light cream would be like half and half.

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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Am I OK with the little bottle of vanilla extrct??

By the way, I like your Puppy Dog.

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

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Yeah, you're ok

with the vanilla. The puppy is Moses. He's 12 years old. Today the snow is a foot deep and he's having some trouble going potty. I'm gonna bring back the Sith Lord pretty quick--even if it creeps people out.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 34 weeks ago, 5:02 PM

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the Sith. It is a totally depressive visiage, and brings a lot of us down.

If you do not want to continue with Moses, and have no other pleasing pics, then you can make a nice inkblot for us to look at, and reveal what we see. That should be fun, at least for me. LOL

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

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Think of him

as on your side and a staunch supporter of the Second Amendment. If Obama were to come to my house, I would want him answering the door. I hear his ship in about to arrive any minute. Excuse me why I make ready for The Master's arrival

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

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that way when we all know that the Sith really do not care about anyone but themselves, and are ruthlessly selfish. We know that whatever his name is, it was preceded by "Darth"; this is a cruel thing you do to your community.

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 5:12 PM

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I'm afraid to ask...!

how far back do i have to go to figure this one out?
:-)

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 6:34 PM

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does not have a pic of the Sith posted. Looks like he will put the Sith back as his Avatar. It will be painful, but we will survive.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 34 weeks ago, 6:52 PM

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Friggin thing creeps me out. I might not survive.

5 years 34 weeks ago, 6:59 PM

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You WILL survive, but every time you see him, you will remember who his relative was--Darth Vader, and you will not be happy.

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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It's a classic tale of redemption. Darth is cool in the afterlife. Besides, he smoked the Emperor. Give 'em a break!

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 8:46 PM

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is a real lover dog, BUT even she would try to tear up anyone dressed like Darth Vader. In the few times she has put herself into attack mode, she was viewing and smelling men dressed like Vader[without the helmet]. I think she was telling us that these folks were actually real Siths, not to be trusted.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]

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