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3 years 49 weeks ago, 10:09 PM

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We know this is not going to happen with the current state of things but imagine if this email I recieved actually happened!

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

' My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .

A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought : You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America .. Thank you and good night. '

If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.

3 years 49 weeks ago, 10:27 PM

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R3bauer

THAT WOULD BE FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!! And trust me, I thank every soldier, active or
retired EVERTIME I see one!!!! My Dad, Rest in Peace was one of them. Thanks R3bauer, For actually helping me be able to visualize A better United States of America!!!!

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 11:13 PM

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My mothers brother ,William (Buck) Preslar was
in the
327th Glider Regiment in WW11.
He entered combat June 6, 1944 (D-Day)
He was in the 101s Airborne Screaming Eagles.
80% of the gliders crashed in the Ardene Forrest
killing everyone aboard.
My uncle survived and his next mission was
The Battle of the Bulge at Bastogne Germany.
Uncle Buck had 214 days of combat.

My dad was in the 325th Infantry.
He served in Europe and was in the
occupation of Germany when we defeated
HITLER.
My dad was in Germany one year and then was
reassigned to the South Pacific for another year.
He was aboard ship to do an amphibious landing
on Japan when the bombs were dropped. He saw
the mushroom cloud from the ship.

When I turned 18 in 1965 and graduated
high school I went straight to the the
Army induction and signed up.
How could I not join the Army with these
family members.
God Bless America

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
3 years 49 weeks ago, 11:20 PM

Lyle Hutchins 1

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R3bauer

R3bauer, I gotta help out , just a little.
Mexico: Expect, an influx of weary travlers, to be returning home. They will need to placed on walfare.
How many Home Depot's do you have? You will need lots of them, for the day labors to hang out. Having lived in the United States, they have come to expect many things handed to them, free of charge of course.
They will tell you what they expect of their government. Such as Medical, Dential, food, education, If you don't give them what they "deserve" and "intilted to" then they can BURN your F$&%'N Flag!!!! thretn your Police with Death.
And when we get tired of Arizona, we'll mail it back to you.
Have a NICE day
The Priesident of the United States of America.

I was damn neer on another RANT!
Lyle

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 11:30 PM

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CharlesW, My Dad was on Okinawa, bout that time. And a future uncle, was look'n for a flattop to land on, cause the damn Japp Kamikazes sunk his Jeep carrier.
Lyle

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 4:19 PM

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Those men lived on hell so I know they will
be in Heaven

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 8:58 AM

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Great Post!

Don't see eitheir party following though with it though...........Nugent '12!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
3 years 49 weeks ago, 10:32 AM

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we can dream

we can dream though cant we?

3 years 48 weeks ago, 10:15 AM

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I only wish we had a

I only wish we had a President & Government with the balls to do that. I'll have nice dreams about this post R. Thanks

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