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4 years 22 weeks ago, 3:55 PM

clintlebo

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win situation for everyone and would eliminate this crap about racial profiling. This method would also obviate the need for a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant.

I can just see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number.........."

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 3:58 PM

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I like...

you are genius. I could picture Sharpton and the ACLU boycotting airports!

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 22 weeks ago, 4:40 PM

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Haha

Best solution I have heard yet.

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 6:28 PM

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Great idea

Make it mandatory for every passenger. If anyone refuses, airport security would throw them in the booth.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).

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