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5 years 37 weeks ago, 12:03 PM

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Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! It's about time!

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1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he reloads?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

5 years 36 weeks ago, 3:17 PM

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lollol

this is great "Are you Ready"

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:04 PM

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True story!

My sister teaches "special-ed" in Gwinnett County GA which is part of the Metro-Atlanta area. One time she was teaching a lesson in ounces and pounds and one student began arguing with her about how many ounces were in a pound... There's 18 ounces in a pound... No, there's 16...18...No, 16! To which the student replied, "Then how come my daddy gets 18 ounces when he cuts up his pounds?"

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 3:48 AM

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SamD where in the world do you get this stuff.............To funny, by the way I copied and paste to another board.

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5 years 34 weeks ago, 6:48 AM

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I Can Do This!!

Ha Ha, I can do this! Yea!

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