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3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:15 PM

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The new guy

Hey all. I'm the "new guy". Just thot i'd introduce myself.

I've read some of the posts already on here, and i'm sure i'll have fun on this forum. Look forward to chattin with you guys/gals.

-JM

3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:42 PM

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I'd do it in Latin .. The wife and i often sit around in the evening and speak Latin just for shits and giggles... and so we can be on our toes at the doctors office.. anyway i would but the rest of these jokers would get all pissed as they only speak Norwegian, and Zimbabwean

You have stumbled on one of the joys of life.. Reading some of the old posts is actually a pretty good idea.. Then please jump in and join the fun..

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:47 PM

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FNG.....lol...Welcome

aboard, hope you enjoy!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

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Vini vidi vici

Amo amas amot. Alla you wops a get offa da lawn. That's Latin, right? I know Obama speaks Austrian. I speak Catlish and Doglish, myself. Our motto here is "If we don't know something, we'll make it up!" If you don't take us seriously you'll do much better. (Psst: Watch out for ebear!)

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:59 PM

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Welcome Immotus

I dont speak any Latin, or any other language other than English. Unless U count counting in French and how are you, and thank u. And about the same in Spanish!! Anyway. Welcome!!! Great bunch of ppl on here. Enjoy!! Talk to you soon!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:46 PM

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Now common ACE tell the truth you speak tennessean too! YEE HAW!!!

3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:48 PM

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language Bauer!! Thanks for that reminder!! Ya'll come back now, Ya hear!!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:01 PM

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of your SECOND video? What the hell did you blow up that time?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:08 PM

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That was me Schuyler!!

We put the 5 lb'er in an old upright culvert, that had wood and crap in it!!! When pieces went flying, they started out directly towards me!!! It scared the shit outta me. I was so freaked out, initially, that I almost choked. Thats why all the coughing!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:06 PM

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Wow.. ok this brings up an interesting point how do we explain ebear... hmmm..

I'll go first.. aah... we have this one member who uh.. well he has a thing for animals.. but thats not so much the problem.. Perhaps the funniest person most of us have met, and certainly the only one we know that could easily have a sexual relationship with some members of the plant kingdom.. Not all you understand, we have it on good authority that he draws the line at philodendrons..

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:48 PM

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You dont explain ebear you just warn the FNG and hope for the best! BTW Welcome Immotous

3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:53 PM

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i'll never be able to type that after a few....somebody will figure out something short..welcome

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

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NEW BUT NOT STUPID

Hey all hope to enjoy the sight ,Hopefully here will be better aroung those who feel there is too much government control.Fiannaly a place to feel secure as much as can be on the internet, Love the articles hope to be of spome help.

YES HUMPMEDUMPME LMAO

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:17 PM

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Im not gonna ask!!!

Im sure U have Ur reasons?? Welcome to the sight!! Glad U like it so far!! Post a pic on ur profile, fill in a little about ur self, and a heads up, A great group of ppl on here, Ask what U will, just be prepared for any and all answers, be them right, or be them BS!!! Talk to U soon!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:20 PM

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lol

THANK YOU ITS A VERY LONG STORY I HAVE YET TO FALL FROM THE WALL!!

ssry caps

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

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I didnt get the

fall from the wall thing, but we're good. Anyway, do U own any firearms? If so, whatcha got??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:33 PM

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But Humpmedumpme, Humpty Dumpty's second cousin twice removed, is still up on the wall and hasn't fallen yet.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:37 PM

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What a moron am I??

Thank U Schuyler!!! Where's the closest rock I can climb under??? I asked him if I can call him HD for short. We'll C, hunh??? U having a good day Sir??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:45 PM

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and handed out a few hundred signs for the upcoming election. At least they are not on my garage floor any more. I put them where my wife usually parks as incentive for her to get cracking on getting rid of them. (Dad, you're very clever, said the kid.) Anyway, about time to break out the alcohol. Seahawks lost, I'm pretty sure. Last score I saw was 17-0 Denver.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:58 PM

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Schuyler

I'll drink one with U, only because I want to!! And I guess I could blame the Titans loosing on the beer!!!, hunh??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:05 PM

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Guess we're gonna have to rely on the women for any victories. What are you having?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:14 PM

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Bud!!

Im a Budweiser girl!! The Hubby and I will go out sometimes, and they look @ us funny when I order reg Bud, and he's the Bud light drinker!!! And No fruity drinks here. If its the hard stuff, I just shoot it. How 'bout U???

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:15 PM

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SamD!!!

How ya been bud??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:17 PM

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But my name wasn't in the obits this morning so all in all, ok. and you?

3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:22 PM

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Im good!!

U said it best in "been worse and been better". Just hangin in here right now!!! Trying to enjoy some conversation w ya'll @ this present moment!!! I liked Ur Tenor of Ten vid U posted!! Stuff like that always gives me goosebumps!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:32 PM

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I'm your garden variety wino. Dry riesling for afternoon, Chardonnay for din-din, More riesling at night. $5.99 a bottle is my top price. Henry Weinhard is prob my favorite beer, but it usually makes me fall asleep and/or pee a lot, hopefully not in that order. I sometimes make my own wine for about half price, but it rarely turns out as well as store bought.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:35 PM

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Ur not alone!!!

Sam and ebear like their froo froo drinks as well. I can handle a good blush from time to time, and Ive never had a homemade that didnt get U messed up faster than store bought!! With Ur homemade, U got a fav flavor??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:02 PM

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Froo Froo?

I was a wine conniseur at one time. Ruined my entire collection when I moved to AZ. But I am glad I drank the good stuff before it got so friggin expensive. I enjoy a good bottle of Cab Sav and or Merlot, these days, but $10 - 20 is my limit and only for special occasions.
Mostly I am a Bud dude, no lite for me! Of course enjoy my Korbels Brandy w/water or a Manhattan.
Of course can't go without my Stoli martinis in the hottub. Very rarely if ever get drunk.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:10 PM

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OK!! OK!!

I'll get off of ya about the froo froo stuff. But Only cause U dont do Light stuff either!! LOL!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:17 PM

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Be back in awhile, got a couple of projects that I need to finish. My projects, not Honey do's!

3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:27 PM

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I aint goin nowhere!!

Talk to U in a few!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:28 PM

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I'd put water in it. Gold fish swim in lite. What the hell is the point? It's like drinking caffeine free, sugar free Coke. Carmel flavored fake sugar water that doesn't even keep you awake!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

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But its almost like drinkin non-alcoholic beer, or goin down on Ur cousin. It may taste about the same, but it just aint right!!! LOL!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:33 PM

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I tried to make strawberry, but didn't turn out too well. Yer right that it can get a high alcohol content in a hurry, prob around 18-20% instead of 9%. It's kinda like my BBQ burgers (Michael Burgers). If I make them so hot that no one can eat them, then I've failed--though I did make my point. If my guests fall over dead, it was probably too strong.

As for going down on my cousin- ah, no problem there!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:38 PM

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The only homemade

Ive ever had was fruity flavored, and the only one I guess I would say that was decent, would be Muskedine or Blackberry. Iv tried Strawberry and Watermelon, but UGGHHH!!! It was nasty. And Im allergic to peppers, so I cant do hot stuff, so I guess I'd be alright with Ur cooking, even tho U'd have to make mine seperate from the others!! I guess Im just a difficult person all the way around, hunh Mike??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:46 PM

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In DEFENSE

of lite beer. I like to drink Miller Lite when I'am at home, I also enjoy the nice glass of wine, course I do spend more than 6 bucks for it and enjoy bacardi dark rum. I see nothing wrong with lite beer and for those who enjoy Bud just go ahead and put your mug under the horses and wait for it to fill it will be the same thing.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

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The same thing

Watered down!!! If I add anything, sometimes it'll be less than a shot of tomato juice. I dont drink this "clamato" shit thats out now!!! We all know what thats used for, right??? But I will go to my grave Jeff, disagreeing w U on the diff.s between full flavored and light beer. Its the same in cigarettes. But I guess its pretty much like Dr's. Some ppl love'em and some ppl hate'em, we all have our preferences...... But I know mine's right!!! LOL Just kidding, just saying, to each their own!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:49 PM

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and is to die for. One of the wineries around here makes it in 325l bottles and it is special. raspberry, too. It's just that MINE is UGGHHH!!! Need to go back to school, I guess. Yeah, I make Wuss burgers for the nambie pambies, but I don't have to like it. Yer clan would like my burgers, but, as always, I make a separate burger for my dog, who also can't stand hot stuff (You don't wanna know what that does to him) so I guess I could do one for you.

P.S. It won't taste like your cousin, I promise.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:56 PM

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I have no clue

what my cousin tastes like..... I promise!!!! And I can make one hell of a burger too. And ribs are my specialty, along w ribeyes. And U dont wanna see what the oils of peppers do to my face. Im borderline anaphalactic with them. Used to carry around an epi-pen just in case. And I guess around the backwoods of TN and KY, no one knows how to make a good Strawberry, cause Ive never had it. Now I have tried some Strawberry flavored white-lighting. OMG!!!! It was good. Still burnt like a bitch goin down, but had a good after-taste!! I'd love to get my hands on some of that again!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:52 PM

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But Bacardi Rum is one of the only hard liquors I'm willing to drink straight. That and tequila, of course.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:57 PM

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Hey Watch it

Oh I'll track you down and sit on you.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:54 PM

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Howdy Ace, Shuy, SamD, and Jeff
Beer is Coors NA now but it used to be Miller High Life, the hard stuff was scotch and ameretto on the rocks or Dr McGulicudys or Capt Morgans and 7up. Always liked the italian sparkling wines to.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 7:58 PM

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And I take it Ur on the wagon along w GP?? Good for U!! And Shuy, Im with ya on the Tequila!!! A shot glass, some salt, and I prefer lemons sometimes over lime, but anyway!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:51 AM

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Ace do to my meds I cant drink much, I love beer, but I drink it like water. The doc ok'd occasionally having a drink but now I drink only on special occasions, like our anny or weddings, that type of stuff.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:57 PM

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Raiders

I had Raider season tickets for 19 years, the glory years.
Right between the 45 & 50 1/3 the way up. When Al (FuckFace) Davis moved 'em to LA I gave up and when they came back, they didn't know my name. I hope AL Davis dies a lang and lonely, slow painful death!

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:08 PM

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Thats actually a

sad story Sam!! So who do U cheer for now???

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:43 PM

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samD.

I just caught the BOLO before the mad dash south. abu from france.
Anything ever come of this?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 6:47 AM

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I am counting the days until he dies he had to have made a pact with the devil!

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:01 PM

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See you folks tomorrow....

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:02 PM

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Good Night Schuyler!!

Cook well!!! Talk to you tomorrow!!!

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