Forums / Off Topic / New stimulas

5 years 15 weeks ago, 4:47 PM

hillbilly77

hillbilly77's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1085
Join Date:
Jan 2009
Location:
Newport, Wa
New stimulas

There's about 40 million people over 50 years old in the work force - pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations.

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
5 years 15 weeks ago, 4:50 PM

Ebear

Ebear's picture

Rank:
Speaker of the House
Points:
8497
Join Date:
Jun 2008
Location:
elgin, il, United States
hmmmmmm

To tell the truth, I can't find anything wrong with that plan......

...check... G-AZ
5 years 15 weeks ago, 4:58 PM

RCR29

RCR29's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant Colonel
Points:
76
Join Date:
Mar 2009
Location:
Florida
Plan works for me..

Exactly.. why the hell cant the gov figure that out..
Instead they put the money back in the hands of the idiots that blew it to begin with due to their greed. Its all a good ole boys club of politicians and CEO's.
Hillbilly for President, Palin for VP!!

5 years 15 weeks ago, 5:06 PM

hillbilly77

hillbilly77's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1085
Join Date:
Jan 2009
Location:
Newport, Wa
No thanks!

I want the Vp position they don't have to do anything and that would be the closes this Hillbilly would ever be to being under Sarah Palin.

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
5 years 15 weeks ago, 6:39 PM

DEMO

DEMO's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1268
Join Date:
Oct 2008
Location:
Hamburg, NY

That makes too much sense. That makes more sense than 3 years of grad school......I wasted 40 grand on grad school when all I needed a Hillbilly education. fUCK

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do
5 years 15 weeks ago, 6:47 PM

Schuyler

Schuyler's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
3905
Join Date:
Nov 2008
Location:
Bainbridge Island, Washington, United States

$40,000,000,000,000 dollars, but we could just print that in a few days!

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 15 weeks ago, 6:55 PM

marten2nd

marten2nd's picture

Rank:
Brigadier General
Points:
275
Join Date:
Mar 2009
Location:
Murdock, Lennox
give the devil his due
5 years 15 weeks ago, 7:03 PM

Schuyler

Schuyler's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
3905
Join Date:
Nov 2008
Location:
Bainbridge Island, Washington, United States

You see, 'Schuyler' is a good old Dutch name. My ggggrandfather, Julius Wilhelm Constantine Schuyler, was the son of a wealthy ship owner married to an English lady of nobility. He was actually born on one of his father's ships and schooled at Heidelberg and Oxford. He left a fortune when he died, and I'm one of the few remaining heirs. The Schuler/Schyler winery located in the Alsace Lorraine area of France is actually an off-shoot of my family. This is all true.

However, I need to get this money out of Holland so that it can be put to good use. If you will help me, I will give you a healthy share of the loot, at least one-third! It's just that I need to use your bank account to get the money transferred. If you will just send me your bank account number, date of birth, and full particulars, I believe we can get this money free for both of us! Of course, there MAY be some bribes to pay to our Homeland security guys, but I'll tell you all about that once I get your information. Thanks and God bless.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 15 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

Schuyler

Schuyler's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
3905
Join Date:
Nov 2008
Location:
Bainbridge Island, Washington, United States

It's not even pronounceable in German. German is a straight-forward language to pronounce. Every letter is sounded. A German would look at that surname and not know what to do. I speak German myself, though not well, nicht wahr?

It's original name is 'van Schuyler': from the place of shelter. Schuiler, a hider; Schuil, a shelter, a hiding-place. Look it up.

The closest German equivalent is 'Schuler' which means 'scholar' in English. There is also a German surname of Schyler (pronounced: 'Scheeler').

I'm surprised you don't know that.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 15 weeks ago, 7:38 PM

Ebear

Ebear's picture

Rank:
Speaker of the House
Points:
8497
Join Date:
Jun 2008
Location:
elgin, il, United States
holy-shit

that one crossed my eyes

...check... G-AZ
5 years 15 weeks ago, 5:36 AM

raffycanlas

raffycanlas's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
2636
Join Date:
Nov 2008
Location:
New England Territory
haha demo

you'd learn a lot from us hillbillies lol

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
5 years 15 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

DEMO

DEMO's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1268
Join Date:
Oct 2008
Location:
Hamburg, NY
I am a hick

When I went to university I was pretty ashamed of being from the middle of a corn field. AFTER FOUR YEARS I realized how full of shit the centric asshole were. Elite new York people are the most intolerant know it alls. A lot can be said for common sense and a work ethic

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do
5 years 15 weeks ago, 10:13 PM

raffycanlas

raffycanlas's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
2636
Join Date:
Nov 2008
Location:
New England Territory
hey demo!

tell me about it, people from new york are full of shit, and you shouldnt be ashamed of what you are, i aint ashame im a corn fed, rebel bred, son of a gun.

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
5 years 15 weeks ago, 3:29 PM

clintlebo

clintlebo's picture


Rank:
General
Points:
2309
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
land, of confusion, United States

I see the short term effects of this, and it seems like it might work. I do not understand the long term effects. Are we to continue this process for everyone after they reach 50 years old, and if not, why not? Would this create another government entity to control IRA's? Where would this money come from to pay these people? As it stands, Social Security was designed to do this, however, I do not think the Social Security plan is running very well.

clint

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." (Calvin & Hobbes)

Who's Online

Guns Lot Activity
Users
Currently Active Users: 987 (0 members and 987 guests)

Guns Lot Statistics
Stats Topics: 8,639, Comments: 160,795, Members: 23,517
Welcome our newest member: Hank6046

Recent Activity