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5 years 21 weeks ago, 7:52 PM

samD

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Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
New truck

A friend bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because he couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
He drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he'd say, 'Beethoven,' he'd get beautiful classical music, and if he said, 'Beatles,'
he'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed his new truck, but he swerved in time to avoid them.
He yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.
Damn, He LOVES that Truck

5 years 21 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

ssrs10

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Lieutenant General
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Oct 2008
Location:
Connecticut, United States
nice

haha Ted Kennedy on scotch! hahaha

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 21 weeks ago, 9:22 PM

hillbilly77

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Jan 2009
Location:
Newport, Wa
Smart truck

To bad the voters during the election were not as smart as this truck.

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
5 years 21 weeks ago, 11:29 PM

zx12rmike

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President Pro Temp
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Dec 2008
Location:
commiefornia, United States
Amen brother!

Amen brother!

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