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hillbilly77

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Newly Weds.

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just
> couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left
> the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from
> the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
>
> The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to
> travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just
> wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor
> what to do.
>
> "Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the
> field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the
> air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't
> lose any field time."
>
> They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until
> one day, when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
>
> "What's wrong?" asked the Doc.. "Didn't my idea work?"
>
> "Oh, it worked real good," said Homer.
>
> "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said
> and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and
> then she'd go back home agin."
>
>
> "Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
>
> "Ah mighta trained her too good.
>
> I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."

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