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4 years 44 weeks ago, 5:48 PM

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Obama and Tonto

Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo bro, look
towards sky, what you see?"
Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

Obama pondered for a minute then said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells
me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets..
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s’
it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto says, "Obama, you dumber than buffalo shit. It means somebody stole
the tent."

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
4 years 44 weeks ago, 6:03 PM

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Funny

Very good, Hillbilly.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 44 weeks ago, 8:48 PM

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Funny as hell

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4 years 27 weeks ago, 2:16 PM

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killing me

over here.. making this boring ass shift float on by...lol

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