ACE |
The "Obama Phone" We are paying for this!!!!
What's next? I hope you are sitting down. I had a former employee call me earlier today inquiring about a job, and at the end of the conversation he gave me his phone number. I asked the former employee if this was a new cell phone number, and he told me yes, this was his "Obama phone." I asked him what an "Obama phone" was, and he went on to say that welfare recipients are now eligible to receive (1) a FREE new cell phone, and (2) approximately 70 FREE minutes of air time every month. I was a little skeptical, so I Googled it, and lo and behold, he was telling the truth. TAXPAYER MONEY IS BEING REDISTRIBUTED TO WELFARE RECIPIENTS FOR FREE CELL PHONES. Enough is enough, the ship is sinking, and it's sinking fast. The age-old concepts of God, family, and hard work have flown out the window, and are being replaced with "Hope and Change", "Change we can believe in", and "Why should I work for it, when I can get it for free?" You can click on the link below to read more about the "ObamaPhone"…just have a barf bag ready. https://www.safelinkwireless.com/EnrollmentPublic/Home.aspx The OBAMA motto: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got! “When firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour.”- George Washington
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Ebear
hi
ACE
Hi ya right back @ ya!!! How U been???
Ebear
scooby dooby baby!!!!! how are you?
ACE
Im good, other than a little bit of a swollen lip. Went out to eat last night, and ordered a cold one, and the threads on the bottle were shattered like. The bartender used a bottle top opener on twist off bottle, (dumbass), and I pulled a piece of glass outta my lip. Got the meal for free @ least.
samD
Hope all is well now.
Ebear
thats sux.....good thing you did'nt get more serious injuries.......were you with Catfish?.....heh heh
ACE
All better now. Fixen to get a S/S shotgun to work on. Im excited!!!!
samD
Hurry and get your license, I need a 12 ga Rem 11 sawed off and recerted.
You have a PM.
ACE
I got the PM, and right back @ ya Sir. And I should have it in about a month to a mth and a half!!! Im trying!!
HampsterW
that your Rem will be no shorter than 16.5" in length........I am Ron Meager with the BATFE....LMFO!!!!
ACE
Not with Catfish in person!!!! LOL
Ebear
cyber date???? BOING!!!!
ACE
Maybe something like that!!! LOL! So tell me about all the Llama jokes!! PLEASE!!!!!
Ebear
i don't rape and tell.....lets just say Dr. Doolittle has a contract out on me
ACE
U R freakin crazy!!!!
Ebear
her name was Wilamina and , i had been sniffing glue by the petting zoo,......i was on my third halucination, when i heard a guteral queef come from behind the rabbit hutch box thing.......and theeeeere she was....wearing a very sexy armadillo skin thong.......backwards!!!!!...i mean come on!!!! anyways...there were three other studs laying the rap on her........so i sniffed some more glue and woke up naked beside her.....
ACE
U are one of a kind, that is for sure!!!! Whats sad is I actually got a visualization of that, and now I cant get rid of it!!! UGGHHH!!!!
Ebear
tell ME about it, cause i don't remember a thing
ACE
soooooooooo, just how long ago was this????
Ebear
it was'nt a LLama....it was Brad....and it was three weeks ago.....
ACE
I am still laughing from that 1!!!!! OMG!!! Some beer just came outta my nose!!!!!
Ebear
did i make you wet darlin???....lololololweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ACE
Yes u did U handsome thing U!!!
Ebear
have you met Nitris yet?....he is a homo
ACE
Iv heard ya'll refer to him, but Ive not yet met him. And it looks more like Ud possibly the homo, with him calling U his Bitch!!!!! Or is he just saying that so as not to blow his cover????
Ebear
cause he likes to blow anything ....not just his cover
ACE
I was gonna put blow in italics, but figured you'd take care of that for me, And U did!!! Thank You!!
Ebear
i am a simple man
ACE
Simple is defonately the way to go. Everybody else be complicated all they want. Im not big on drama. I have enough of it with 2 teenage daughters!! LOL
Ebear
i just want to blend in with the drapes...lol
ACE
with the drapes, but complicated shit is for assholes!!! Thats basically it..
Ebear
why i like you Ace....so walk it like you talk it.....that and the 36's don't hurt...lol...well my Bears are playing in a few...im gonna get drunk an swear at the tv.. for a bit..mmmmmmuah
ACE
I love the bears!!! I'll put on my Jersey just for U!!!! And cheers!!! And a big fat wet MMMMMMUAH right back @ ya big guy!!!
Nitris
Ace lets get something clear................abear is my bitch, if you want to rent his ass it will cost you. I currently piump his ass for 250 an hour, higher rates for kinky shit. I will warn you he doesn't clean up well, and often leaves a smell as hastheruns has told me a time or to. No warranty on performance.
ACE
I got a man, 2 kids and a dog!!!! I need NO ONE else to clean up after!!!! U can have him Nitris!!!! Maybe U should let him know tho, since he blew the first kiss!!! LOL
Nitris
Hey hey........... I don't care who blew who.............I just want my money.
ACE
I can truly say that every person on here is fuckin nuts!!! Including me!!!! BTW Nitris, Im ACE!!!!!
Nitris
Good to meet ya girl I'm Nitris and yeah we're all nuts here but don't we have some fun?
HampsterW
fucking nut case, and a degenerate...Takes one to know one!!!!!
Nitris
ACE thias shit has been going on for a while here in Alabama, advertised here on TV late night...........yeah and you know what group there advertising to.................Damn ebear
ACE
I could see it happening more in Arkansas than anywhere else. It keeps them from having to look out of the state for someone to have a kid with, so they can add a branch, FINALLY to their family tree!!! My ex asshole is from Ar. So trust me, I know what im talking about!!! LOL
Nitris
Hamp who is ED...............or are you really talking to my toy equeer?
HampsterW
anyhoo did you see my new Romak 3 ? I am waiting patiently.... or not!!!
Nitris
Yes I saw it looks just like mine, are you gonna add a bipod? have you seen the one I have?
HampsterW
yours because you are stuck up, or busy, lets check it out. I ordered a Romanian scope as it comes with Russian optics......I have all kinds of shit heading home, it is all within my budget (unlike the feds) so what the hell, some of this shit might be worth something some day!!
Nitris
Stuck up?...................I'm hurt hamp how could you say such harsh words..................ebear you bastard you better not be given that ass away free..............I'm really a nice guy.
Ebear
watch it....i kill Possums!!!!lolol
Nitris
only to consume them ass first...........love you ebeer baby long time no slap that ass.
Ebear
leaves a shitty after taste
TLtactical
This type of thing makes me sick....
I am dissapointed in what MY country is becoming.
What else can be said about this one....