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6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

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I was at work stocking the display guns and bows I need you to help keep me from spending all my money on the guns.... damn i just realized thats like asking a alcoholic to keep you from drinking.. nevermind! LOL

6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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That's like having the fox guard the hen house.

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:39 PM

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Been there done that

no more gun stores for me

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:41 PM

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Now there's a man's job

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:44 PM

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I treat gun stores

as I do the grocery store...........Get in and get out, you will be money ahead.......But I never worked at either...... Never mind....lol

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:51 PM

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Thanks guys

Ive been really sick last night and today, and after the BS with TF I thought we all could use a laugh! Seriously though we some beautiful side by sides and O/Us that would be nice to own but I all ready have a bird gun. My next purchase is the better halfs XDM 9mm. The my IAC 1897 lever 12 gauge.

6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:55 PM

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bauer you got to

wash the Hoppe's oil off your hands
before you eat

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:57 PM

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CW

Thank for the laugh, it does make "stuff" work its way out smoother though!

6 years 5 weeks ago, 10:14 PM

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Calm down Adam, a small patch soaked in #9, laying on your night stand will help>> LOL

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 10:15 PM

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Larry

LOL

6 years 5 weeks ago, 10:24 PM

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Remember before you started, I warned you LOL.

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 12:00 AM

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I bought my last shotty at Scheels in Iowa City.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:08 AM

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We are a brand new store in Dubuque and open on Friday I work in the Lodge Dept.

6 years 5 weeks ago, 1:17 AM

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easy to fix

if you do not own the store buy it so u can play with all the toys and sell them and make money or get a job as a mail man.

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:21 AM

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OK Adam, Listen up. It's a well known fact that a man, of our persuasion,(Gun nut) will have a very hard time in a job like yours. It is also a known fact that inside of a month, you will lose control & start babbling incoherently, drooling from the mouth & shaking uncontrollably every time you pass the gun department. It is also a known fact that the patch I told you about, soaked in #9 on your night stand will help, if things get to bad you can use the #9 like after shave.
(always said they should make an after shave with that smell) Another good trick to remember is when at the range, put all your empty brass in a zip lock bag, that way you can have it handy & just unzip & have a whiff, it has a calming effect. Good luck Adam, it's a long hard road your on, but you will make it out OK. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Damn, I think I need decaf??????

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:24 AM

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Good one Larry

I am laughing my ass off glad that I am alone right know. TBH thinks I crazy enough!

6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:02 AM

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Larry, I'm a bit

doubled over with this one. Too too funny aye !! Excellent Home remedy, thanks for the motivation. hehe

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 8:03 AM

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Anytime, Hey it works for me LOL

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:25 AM

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transfer TO the gun dept. that way you can fondle the merchandise all day and get paid for it!

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:28 AM

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Lodge is the

Lodge is the Gun/Archery/fishing/camping dept so I good there!

6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:38 AM

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I guess I have nothing more to offer, If stroking the weapons isn't enough then I defer to Larry's sage advice!

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:30 AM

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Oh Shitt Adam

Hurry, get that patch & smell that brass!!!!!!!!

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:42 AM

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The short bus will be coming for him soon!! Better head to the ladies dept when you start sweating and shaking.

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:47 AM

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I would be

in such trouble with a job like his????

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:54 AM

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Yeah, me too,

I would have to pay them to work there.....But I would have a super gun collection!!!

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:59 AM

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I cant imagine it

I have so much trouble now just with the people I do a little smithing for wanting to sell this & that
I cant stand it sometimes. Oops, wheres the #9.

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6 years 5 weeks ago, 7:57 AM

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OK,

No decaf, But a hot fresh cup, I'm all better know??????????

Any day above dirt is a good day!!! My New Motto: Where Do I Sign? (Oh yes I would)

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