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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:22 PM

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I'll start!! Angelina Jolie's lips

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:29 PM

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My idea

Physically identical to Jennifer Anniston with the ability to shoot like Julie Goloski and who acts like Gina Lynn in the bedroom.

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:35 PM

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NO NO NO

USING ONLY ONE BODY PART AND ADD TO OUR MISS GUNSLOT. YOU MAY USE Jennifer's ass or ears or so on.......annnnnnd....GO!!!!!

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:37 PM

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OK I'm in

Megan Fox eyes

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:37 PM

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for himself. I vote for somewhat tall, no more than 5'10" as long as a lot of that was legs, slim legs.

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:40 PM

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Fine, ebear

Jennifer Anniston's tits. Perfect size

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:51 PM

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what

about The Ass?

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 9:59 PM

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I vote Annika Peterson

little known, but:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1853396480/nm0007007

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 10:04 PM

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ummmmm

nice, but Beyonce's i would eat Rasberry sherbert off of

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 10:07 PM

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OK: Beyonce it is

along with the waist. Fair?

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 10:09 PM

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nope

Shakira's waist......

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 10:10 PM

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Just about any Ice skating Females legs!!! Old School Dorothy Hamil ya ya
p.s. no old jokes or I'll have to get out the chak chak gun, beeatches lol

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 10:14 PM

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with Latins. If you want to build the perfect Latin woman, just say so. I thought this was an equal opportunity build here.

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5 years 29 weeks ago, 10:16 PM

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OK, J Los butt

Muy grande mama!

5 years 29 weeks ago, 10:24 PM

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What is the point?

Without a way to put all these characteristics into media, there's no way to figure out what our online Frankenstein's vixen looks like. Things as subtle as eyebrows and hairline makes a huge difference in beauty, and without a way to see our creation, it makes no sense. So I go back to my earlier post. It's not building the perfect woman piece by piece, but it's the perfect characteristics. I STAND BY MY JEN!!!!

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 8:32 PM

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jen!!!!!!

look if im gonna get Brad Pitt's sloppy seconds its gonna be Angelina Jolie

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 7:33 AM

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Perfect woman

Raquel Welch In the sixties. God, I would have walked 40 miles through knee deep cow shit just to drink her bath water.

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 9:07 AM

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have lips if the perfect woman cant say a damn thing? dang! my girl read that and said if the perfect woman needs no lips guess what you wont be getting tonite. . . . .i really gotta think before i type. . . . .ok just no vocal cords cause god knows she needs a mouth!!

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 11:21 PM

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Denise richards Rack

Denise Richards tits and lips

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:50 PM

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demo

she does have nice tits..........but you think her lips are better than Angelina's???

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 6:40 PM

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About this same topic, unfortunately its in power point format and I dont think I can post that here, let me know if you want me foward it to ya, just post an address here or pm with it.

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