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and wishing you a speedy recovery and the desired results.
GOD Speed Jeff.

Vaq

hope every thing goes well...........

Lets just say will be "revisiting" this post both days.. Least we can do for you Jeff.. You've made us laugh, the thoughts and prayers are for a friend.. you have them now, and they WILL be here both days...

Starting Tuesday the gloves come off and we start kidding you about the "restrictor plate".. ie.. so Jeff do ya take your Snap on ratchet along in case you run into a Golden Corral..

No ratchet for this and will be on a liquid diet for a month after the surgery

Old Country Buffet filed bankruptcy....coincidence?

Where's that place at

Allot of us know where your at first hand right now and I'm sure all of us holding out for the best.

Try not to let it eat at you too much, we'll be waiting as Greg pointed out. Heck tell them you had "Stroker" in mind for this overhaul!

maybe http://www.kare11.com/news/article/957459/14/Old-Country-Buffet-to-close...

Who's stroker

Those places have been closed for years here where I live

that surgery is really gonna help you out a lot,escpecially with other health issues that come later like high blood pressure and diabetes.do not squeeze a nurse while you are in there.

make sure you get a good look before hand!

Nurse Bobby might be short for Robert!

depends on how much of that pain stuff they give our buddy. oh and Jeff make sure they give it to ya BEFORE you do the grab ass stuff..

Pard.. you never told me you had an XL.. sheesh i woulda paid your bail the past couple times if i knew that.. So how did ya hold the stetson / resistol on.. Oh and which one..

Don't get me started on Helmets. ONE type of injury they let you live thru, others it's a Motion Arm thing that causes issues.. Obviously some states have no option.. but another side to the helmet thing.. Who let me get started on that..

sheesh.. remember im "your" retard.. going to bed .. night all..

They are going to knock me out for it. When I wake upthey will have me hooked up to a pain pump

I can't roller blade worth a damn

But what the hell it was one serious laugh in the OR so...

They did this test before my Transplant and stuffed this tube with a Camera in it, up into the Inferior Vena Cava and up into my Liver to look for whatever it was they told me and I forget now. But anyway, this young male Nurse comes in with this big ass needle and and says "Mr G, because we did all this in your groin region we have to give you a shot of this stuff to make sure everything is going to work the way it is supposed to" and I'm half out of it and say "Sure, stick me with whatever, ain't like I can feel it".

He does, and then I hear these two female nurses giggling and he turns kind of red, I look at the two females and then at him and notice they all three are looking at me so i look where they are and see the sheet is sticking straight up between my legs. He looks at me and tells me he is sorry about having to give me that shot and I tell him with a straight face "Son, don't worry about it, if I wasn't married and was gay I'd ask you out because I ain't been that stiff since I was 13" then proceeded to beg him to let me take some of that home with me for a later date in time when I got a bit older. The girls lost it at that point, he turned beet red, my Transplant Nurse told me to leave him alone and the Doctor walked out telling someone in the hallway all about it laughing his ass off.

That kid gave me dirty looks from that day forward when he would see me on the floor for tests after my Transplant.

lol

That's funny

a secret recipe! good story.

Self explanatory from the top down.. I promised Jeff we'd have him in Prayer, thoughts, and to revisit this post Sun and Mon.. thinking it might cheer him up a bit, and calm some nerves today . If no others pls check the ISD post 3 up.. the sorta stories that bring us back here..

We have a gunslut tradition.. If someone needs a little care and feeding around here we do a post and members do a simple check post. It's a great feeling to open up a thread and see that your friends care enough to give you a check.. So Jeff..for all the times you've made us laugh, from the heart..

Lord we ask that you watch over our buddy big Jeff as he goes from Big Jeff to lean Jeff.. We ask that you keep this merchant sailor in the palm of your hands..We pray he knows your presence, and is comforted by you Lord and his friends best wishes..

CHECK..

Greg

Check!

Pretty sure a lot of you guys missed this thread. Jeff should be out of surgery and in a room by now..

Jeff.. Hope you can get on APAP.. in the meantime..

Check !

good luck and God bless

Glad to hear you're ok. Now get them to turn you right side up!

I posted a pic right after I hit in my room thanks for the prayers

Doing well guys at home and off the pain meds. I had all female nurses and they were very good looking. Hope everyone is doing well

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Good to hear. Sorry you're of the pain meds. ;)

Send pictures of the nurses. :D