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2 years 12 weeks ago, 7:41 PM

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Monday morning I will be having my surgery, saw the doctor that will be doing the surgery, he gave me liquid Lortab what a great guy

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

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Best of luck to ya

and wishing you a speedy recovery and the desired results.
GOD Speed Jeff.

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 7:59 PM

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:02 PM

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sorry to hear that

hope every thing goes well...........

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:08 PM

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Lets just say will be "revisiting" this post both days.. Least we can do for you Jeff.. You've made us laugh, the thoughts and prayers are for a friend.. you have them now, and they WILL be here both days...

Starting Tuesday the gloves come off and we start kidding you about the "restrictor plate".. ie.. so Jeff do ya take your Snap on ratchet along in case you run into a Golden Corral..

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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Funny Greg

No ratchet for this and will be on a liquid diet for a month after the surgery

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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and i heard

Old Country Buffet filed bankruptcy....coincidence?

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:17 PM

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hey Lucky

Where's that place at

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:18 PM

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Be safe Jeff

Allot of us know where your at first hand right now and I'm sure all of us holding out for the best.

Try not to let it eat at you too much, we'll be waiting as Greg pointed out. Heck tell them you had "Stroker" in mind for this overhaul!

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:19 PM

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one near you

maybe http://www.kare11.com/news/article/957459/14/Old-Country-Buffet-to-close...

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:21 PM

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thanks ISD

Who's stroker

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:46 PM

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can push it to 200+ without breaking a sweat of course!

My mother is going in next week to discuss them putting a defibrillator in her chest/side. She has had a pacemaker for 17 years now. But she has something genetic causing her heart Muscles to go slack.

Tell you what, she is in her late 70's and it made a world of difference for her, the pacemaker. She went from tired all the time to playing Golf now and then, Roller Blading and a bunch of other stuff that pissed her Doctor off to no end.. lol

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:26 PM

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hey lucky

Those places have been closed for years here where I live

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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jeff

that surgery is really gonna help you out a lot,escpecially with other health issues that come later like high blood pressure and diabetes.do not squeeze a nurse while you are in there.

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

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squeeze

luckybychoice wrote:
do not squeeze a nurse while you are in there.

Why the hell not?

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:56 PM

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oh man

i got a story about that sometime,not a dude but a good looking gal nurse,thats an inperson story.

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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Jeff, if you do

make sure you get a good look before hand!

Nurse Bobby might be short for Robert!

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:40 PM

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depends on how much of that pain stuff they give our buddy. oh and Jeff make sure they give it to ya BEFORE you do the grab ass stuff..

Pard.. you never told me you had an XL.. sheesh i woulda paid your bail the past couple times if i knew that.. So how did ya hold the stetson / resistol on.. Oh and which one..

Don't get me started on Helmets. ONE type of injury they let you live thru, others it's a Motion Arm thing that causes issues.. Obviously some states have no option.. but another side to the helmet thing.. Who let me get started on that..

sheesh.. remember im "your" retard.. going to bed .. night all..

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:49 PM

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well guys

They are going to knock me out for it. When I wake upthey will have me hooked up to a pain pump

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:52 PM

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I can't roller blade worth a damn

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 8:59 PM

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But what the hell it was one serious laugh in the OR so...

They did this test before my Transplant and stuffed this tube with a Camera in it, up into the Inferior Vena Cava and up into my Liver to look for whatever it was they told me and I forget now. But anyway, this young male Nurse comes in with this big ass needle and and says "Mr G, because we did all this in your groin region we have to give you a shot of this stuff to make sure everything is going to work the way it is supposed to" and I'm half out of it and say "Sure, stick me with whatever, ain't like I can feel it".

He does, and then I hear these two female nurses giggling and he turns kind of red, I look at the two females and then at him and notice they all three are looking at me so i look where they are and see the sheet is sticking straight up between my legs. He looks at me and tells me he is sorry about having to give me that shot and I tell him with a straight face "Son, don't worry about it, if I wasn't married and was gay I'd ask you out because I ain't been that stiff since I was 13" then proceeded to beg him to let me take some of that home with me for a later date in time when I got a bit older. The girls lost it at that point, he turned beet red, my Transplant Nurse told me to leave him alone and the Doctor walked out telling someone in the hallway all about it laughing his ass off.

That kid gave me dirty looks from that day forward when he would see me on the floor for tests after my Transplant.

lol

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 12 weeks ago, 9:04 PM

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hahahaha

That's funny

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 9:20 PM

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damn

a secret recipe! good story.

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 12:16 PM

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Self explanatory from the top down.. I promised Jeff we'd have him in Prayer, thoughts, and to revisit this post Sun and Mon.. thinking it might cheer him up a bit, and calm some nerves today . If no others pls check the ISD post 3 up.. the sorta stories that bring us back here..

We have a gunslut tradition.. If someone needs a little care and feeding around here we do a post and members do a simple check post. It's a great feeling to open up a thread and see that your friends care enough to give you a check.. So Jeff..for all the times you've made us laugh, from the heart..

Lord we ask that you watch over our buddy big Jeff as he goes from Big Jeff to lean Jeff.. We ask that you keep this merchant sailor in the palm of your hands..We pray he knows your presence, and is comforted by you Lord and his friends best wishes..

CHECK..

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 12:28 PM

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thanks

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 12:33 PM

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Check!

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 4:48 PM

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Pretty sure a lot of you guys missed this thread. Jeff should be out of surgery and in a room by now..

Jeff.. Hope you can get on APAP.. in the meantime..

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 4:53 PM

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good luck and God bless

2 years 12 weeks ago, 4:55 PM

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Jeff

Glad to hear you're ok. Now get them to turn you right side up!

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2 years 12 weeks ago, 5:11 PM

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hey Greg

I posted a pic right after I hit in my room thanks for the prayers

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2 years 11 weeks ago, 9:04 AM

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Hey guys update

Doing well guys at home and off the pain meds. I had all female nurses and they were very good looking. Hope everyone is doing well

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2 years 11 weeks ago, 9:53 AM

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2 years 11 weeks ago, 10:07 AM

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Good to hear. Sorry you're of the pain meds. ;)

Send pictures of the nurses. :D

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