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5 years 2 days ago, 6:11 PM

hillbilly77

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The Old Cow!

Nancy Pelosi is in her chauffeured limo, driving through rural
America. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on,
and the car comes to a stop.

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get
out and check…you were driving.”

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is
dead, but it was old.

“You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,” says Nancy.
Two hours later the chauffeur returns, totally plastered, hair
ruffled with a big grin on his face.

“My God, what happened to you?” asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of malt whiskey, the wife gave me a great meal, and the daughter
made love to me.”

“What on earth did you say?” asks Nancy.

“I just knocked on the door and when it opened, I said, “I’m Nancy
Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.”

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
5 years 2 days ago, 7:57 AM

HampsterW

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Ha Ha Ha

if only it were true!!!

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------

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