A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend
"About 32," is the reply.
"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
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