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3 years 49 weeks ago, 5:25 PM

samD

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What
do
you do?

.........................................................

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends
for afew days and try to come to a consensus.

.....................................................................

Republican's
Answer:

BANG!

3 years 49 weeks ago, 6:27 PM

daisycutter

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2 in the chest and a third eye :<)

iyaoyas
3 years 49 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

clintlebo

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Aug 2008
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land, of confusion, United States
redneck answer

he was already shot before he shouted obscenities and pulled the knife...

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." (Calvin & Hobbes)
3 years 49 weeks ago, 6:54 PM

TenaciousDave

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Maybe it's just the Hoppes #9 talking but I'm gonna have to go with the redneck answer.

3 years 49 weeks ago, 5:04 PM

margaritaville

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Redneck answer

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG, drop mag ...reload

Which way are my people going? I have to lead them there!
3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:15 PM

BushBoy

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Southern Bavaria, Germany
Double tap

Double tap him... Then find the bloody recon scout that let the wanker get past those paddocks outside of town we left with my horses as a 'fire break' from just those kind of jokers.
Therefore, both Republican and Redneck's answer!

3 years 48 weeks ago, 12:55 AM

greg az

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New York, NY, Tanzania

Ever been to Wurtzburg.. My brother was stationed there in 69-70.. had a chance to visit him, and my Sis-n-law who was German.. Remember Weisbaden, and Wetzler. sure those are spelled wrong but all neat old towns that i think go back to the middle ages.

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
3 years 46 weeks ago, 9:25 AM

MattyTheJet

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Sebring, Florida, United States
Matty's Answer

Two in the chest and the knife is now a war trophy. Alluh Ackbar now, bitch!

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