On their 50th anniversary,
a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.
She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked,
"Honey, do you remember this?"
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee.
" Mission Accomplished."
He never heard the shot.
I think it was his 1911.
2 years 10 weeks ago, 1:53 PM