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4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:01 PM

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One Nasty Beretta!!

A nasty Beretta shotgun! Its not mine!!

Beretta AL-2 12 ga shotgun - $300.00
Cleaning supplies and labor - $ 50.00
A wife that can clean up after your day of fun @ the range or out in the field - PRICELESS!!

My husband got this gun from a friend of his. When I first started school, I tried to take it apart. I couldnt @ first, and neither of these men knew how to either. I was determined to get it done. It had never, ever been cleaned, and they had both shot it a lot!! It was a mess, and I told them that neither one of them could touch My newly adopted firearm. Its almost like animal abuse in my books!!

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:15 PM

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ace

very nice.....didya make him a samich too????

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:18 PM

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If I had've, I woulda

shoved it sooooo far up his ass, that he would've tasted the turkey and mustard!! (fuck face ewoaf) If you're referring to my husband, Nah, I made him some home-made chicken and dumplins!!! LOL

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:18 PM

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Don't say that ACE

That is how ebear likes his sammiches

4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:19 PM

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for ebear, or Id share the chick and dumplins with him!!!

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:21 PM

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ok

but please.....no tooth-pics..ok?

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:22 PM

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Those might aid

in the stimulation tho!! LOL!

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 2:18 PM

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lol

you kinky yum yum!!!!!

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 6:19 PM

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Yep, ACE that was a dirty berretta. And how did a gun cleaning post turn into something about lunch meats begin shoved up ebears ass??

4 years 11 weeks ago, 8:35 AM

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You guy's are

one demented bunch, I am glad that I always 'take the high road' though.............Get to work fleabear, I thought you had to have a job to take a vacation....Boy was I wrong...LOL!

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 6:36 PM

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Stupid shit!!

Thats all I can say!! How has your holiday wknd been??? I think Im gonna go out and try to catch your Aunt in my pond!! LOL!! Been meaning to go fishing since its cooled off, but havent yet... I'll send U a pic of her or your cousin if I catch any tonight!!

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 8:00 PM

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ACE good luck fishing. Be nice to my relatives!

4 years 12 weeks ago, 8:43 PM

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I'll do my best Cat!!

Working on some chick. wings right now!!!! Got plans for tomorrow??

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 9:23 PM

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ACE, nope. Actually no plans whatsoever tommorrow. I lead such an interesting life. LOL.

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