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4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:41 PM

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Badgirl, with all this turmoil happening and with recent events causing a ripple in the Matrix...I herebye throw my name in the hat for your heart.Since you are now free I want to be ur new night in shining armor. I have all of my teeth and i am pretty good at picking out the sweetest melon at the store. I am not afraid to fart in public....in fact i just did.....my eyes are burning a little but..my passion burns.......man it was a ripe one.......anyways..what i really want to say is......God Damn that is vile!!!!....i have to go puke right now....b right back......love ya

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:46 PM

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sorry baby

damn chinese food!!!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:48 PM

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after reading this, i swear i have neveer laughed so hard! you sir is the funniest mofo alive!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:50 PM

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ebear wrote:
I have all of my teeth and i am pretty good at picking out the sweetest melon at the store. I am not afraid to fart in public....in fact i just did.....my eyes are burning a little but..my passion burns.......man it was a ripe one.......anyways..what i really want to say is......God Damn that is vile!!!!....i have to go puke right now....b right back......love ya

LMFAO! i love how you end it with brb love ya!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:51 PM

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Ebear, your a funny bastard. Or bastardo to you.

4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:55 PM

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ebear wrote:
i am pretty good at picking out the sweetest melon at the store

hahahahaha

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:56 PM

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early bird

gets the badgirl

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:07 PM

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Ebear

¡Ebear su cogida hilarante!

4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:56 PM

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R3bauer

U have a fb friend request sir!!!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:09 PM

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um

chihuahua cheese

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:12 PM

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ebear

Uv got me hurtin from laughin soooo hard.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R CRAZY!!!!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:15 PM

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hope it works

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:19 PM

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lol

one sweet talker there.......

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:28 PM

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I agree with U!! If that dont win her over, nuthin will!!! LOL!! By the way, Im ACE!!! Dont think Iv talked to you yet. Im just a newby!! Talk to you soon!!!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:35 PM

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ace

LOL !!!

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:51 PM

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Had to catch my breath

and damn,,, started laughin' a second time(dang my chest)... Ebear the bug that was walking on my screen just fell off too

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 10:59 PM

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ebear

Damn, I never realized what a silvertongued devil you . How can any woman resist you? I ask this in all seriousness, because from what I've heard, most women do resist you.

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 11:17 PM

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Nothing says love like

blowin' a heart shaped smoke/butt ring aye

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 11:10 PM

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smoke rings

sounds more like heart shaped fart cloud...

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
4 years 37 weeks ago, 9:00 AM

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he said that all with mexican accent! LOL

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