GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE...
We all know you got a little butt hurt.. That being said, i now offer the following top 10 reasons to return to gunsluts..
1) Sam made a legitimate, and honest attempt to reach out and say sorry... we ALL make mistakes, and "our" little club rules are simple.. When a guy steps on himself he says "sorry" and the issue is dropped.. That happened.
2) We miss ya... Everyone of us knew that when ever we opened anything from you that it would be thoughtful and incisive..
3) If not for you i wouldn't need to mix Valium with my Viagra due to "chicken dick" .. i figure you owe me..
4) cause Snake is going to get absence, and abstinence confused and i don't want to explain it.
5) Brad is turning into some sorta Nazi and hitting on badgirl... im confused about a lot of whats going on, but pretty sure its wrong..
6) Sam might start picking on the only other reformed liberal in the crowd and im scared.
7) Lyle is acting normal... im afraid.. very afraid..
8) Vaq, Hamp, Ivan, Shack, docket, Reap, LLE, Ecaman, both the lucky's, Bauer, Jeff, bigg'n, and Greasy all miss ya. (more if i didn't have alzheimer's)
9) ebear ... REALLY misses ya
10) We lost our quota for the year with runs, so ya have to come back till he shows again..
a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
6 years 12 weeks ago, 4:21 PM