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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:01 PM

HampsterW

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Peanuts

> One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
> them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.

> In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
> turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

> He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
> deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying,
> they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
> date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's'
> date said he could get the peanut out.

> The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
> fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

> When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
> that it was nothing.

> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
> “That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart?” What do you think he's going to
> be when he grows older?'

> The father replied, “From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.”

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 2:04 PM

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 4:06 PM

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Hey, wait a minute.

How does the dad know what his daughter's pussy smells like? Must be from Missouri.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 3:27 AM

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ha,Mo joke

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 4:44 PM

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hmmm

I remmember those days..

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