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greasypaws
Campaign Promises
Late Show with David Letterman.
Barack Obama's Top Ten Campaign Promises
10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.
7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrestle it.
6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.
5. I'll rename the tenth month of the year ''Barack-tober.''
4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
1. Three words: Vice President Oprah
sytasyn_syn
Imma post a topic....you got this, I got "Lettermans 'Stupid McCain Tricks'"
ebear
how about dumping old wife for new and improved wife........brilliant!!!