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for me is "So Hott" By Kidd Rock... Any other takers????

PLEASE!!!!!! What song would U like to see girls dance on a bar too?? Its as simple as that!!! Ya'll are the only ones I thought of to ask.. K?? So PLEASE help me out!!!!

I gotta' watch the movie (I am on the short bus when it comes to movies).....I like kid rock, I will post it!

You will shortly have a PM.

She's got legs...

"you ain't seen nothing yet" by BTO (Bachman turner overdrive)
"Back in Black" by AC/DC
"Some Girls" by the Rolling Stones
"Girls,Girls,Girls" by Motley Crew
"Watch her strut" bu Bob Seger
"Gimme 3 steps" by Lynyrd Skynyed
Bow witabow by Kid Rock
"Eve of Destruction" by Megadeath

I could go on,thats right up my alley sister......

Thank U guys!! I knew if I could come 2 anybody w this, It'd B ya'll!!! And for the record LBC!! I do know who BTO is!!!! I was raised on them, plus a lot of others U both mentioned!! Thank U again!!

ha ha... how does that go...something about a boyfriend coming home or something... gimme 3 steps, gimme 3 steps... Great one..

why dontcha gimme 3 steps, gimme 3 step mister, and U'll never see me no more!!! For sure!!!
LBC!!! THAnK U 4 the other Kid Rock song!! I already got a routine 4 my girls 4 it!! I'll have 2 post a vid of it as soon as they learn it!!!!

girls girls girls by motley crue

glad i could be of service.

Money talks AC/DC

Pornstar dancing
Voodoo by Godsmack
American Badass

got it right. Anything by AC/DC. I frequent a local watering hole with that same set up http://dirtydoggsaloon.com/index.html . Lots of 80's rock, especially AC/DC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGlBHyVeYU

Ace try Cotton-eyed Joe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1M-qGSoAy8

Hot For Teacher. Van HALEN

That's Easy, Nine Inch Nails...."Closer"

Guns n Roses, paradise city or any of the ones LBC mentioned.

Hope you can meet with the Hampster, and Bob at this gun show comming up.. should be some great storys from all you guys on this..

They are anti-gun. So if you buy their records, they contibute to anti-gun causes. So fuck them!

I didn't know they were anti-gun, but I have never bought any of their "records" as that sone is the only one of theirs I really like. How can you be anti-gun when gun is part of your name? Let me guess.... they're democraps?

Always thought "Axel" was to thin to be a real man anyway, but never thought they were anti gun.. good thing we don't have any of thier jams..

will call and see if you are available, if not, it's not the end of the world!

nothin but a good time by poison

skinny little dopers anyway

I wrote down every song ya'll mentioned, accept of course G&R!!!!!I never really liked them anyway. Thanks Reaper 4 the website. I'll check it out momentarily!!! Thanks again 4 coming thru 4 me guys!!!!

i can always jam Bee Gee's songs on my arm-pit

I do an awsome fart jam of Walking in The Rain by Neil Sedaca

belch and completely re-word songs. Id laugh soo damn hard, Id almost piss myself!!!

i usually piss so hard i make my self belch

Why'd you need help? I'm sure it's in here somewhere and I missed it while on black-ops missions for our President. I MEAN THE REAL PRESIDENT. SAMD, NOT THE FUCKHEAD PRETEND PRESIDENT IN WASHINGTON!!!!

I am the new young gun on the site just trying to get into these posts, y'all seem like a really cool bunch of people !! The kind I usually hang out with, drink some Budweiser and shoot some guns !! (not in that order necessarily, don't wanna be dogged on by the gun safety crew). But yeah I am probably the youngest person on the site and I can't believe NOBODY put up Warrant - "Cherry Pie" ?? To me that goes right alongside Def Leppard - "Pour Some Sugar On Me". Those two songs, to me, are the ultimate "Lap Dance" type songs. Anyway that's just my two cents.

call you Turd do ya'?..........LOL, maybe TF would be better. If you turn into a regular around here then you are probably one of if not the youngest. We had a couple of younger members, one got banished for basically being a compulsive liar and the other kid just doesn't come around much. IMO age doesn't matter much to anyone around here, it's honesty and integrity that pulls the most weight....and again, welcome aboard!!!

you had us a little worrried with the long ass zombie post.. but your not the only one with ADD so were usta it... besides that it had good points.. Shit your right on about the pour a little sugar thing to... gosh turd i guess we like ya..

All he's got is stripper music.

"Kick Start My Heart" - Motley Crue
"Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing" - Chris Isaak
"After Dark" - Tito & Tarantula (Song Selma Hayek dances to in "Dusk Till Dawn")
"Hey Baby" - Ted Nugent

Thanks Greg and Hamp. I really like this site. It has a lot of good information on it and useful tips and stuff.

I do get a little long breathed when talking about guns and trucks and stuff. Those two things are my favorite thing to talk about, guns and trucks man !! I love guns and love collecting modern day weapons because of the high round capacities and the innovative technology they use in making and using them !!

My father and father-in-law own the garage I run so yeah I am around nice looking cars and trucks and stuff 5-6 days a week but I love that kind of stuff.

As far as the zombie posts go, I've been preparing for these SHTF situations since me and my wife got together. She's the first person I have ever felt this compelled to protect 24/7 so once I started thinking about the possibilities of biological experiments/warfare, and then started thinking what would happen to her if something like that happened, I had no other choice but to prepare the HELL out of us lol. My father being a schizo hasn't helped too much in this area either lol. He is a teeny bit crazy, thinks the government is always out to get him and stays up all night and sleeps all day so he can guard our neighborhood at night.

Me & my wife, my two buddies, and my parents all live at the end of our road in a big culdesac, the lake to our back yards and the street in front. My Jeep buddy lives in the dead center I live to his right, my parents live across the street from me to his left and my Unimog buddy lives to my right. All very close and prepared. And my dad will sit in a lawn chair out in their driveway with his shotgun and do like "perimeter checks" around all 4 houses at night lol. It does really help a person sleep better knowing your father is guarding your house at night. Like I said, the reason I can afford the collection I have is because we live in a relatively small house and it is in a very small town where mortgages aren't very expensive lol.

But yeah all of my posts are long IDK why, I guess like you said, ADD? Anyway, sorry they are so long. Just trying to state my case and get familiar with people and let them get familiar with me I guess.

Thanks for being so cool guys. Take care.

Welcome, This is a great place with a great bunch of folks

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Then EBare will have to revive you!!!
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Lyle

"Porn Star Dancing" is a new song that would work well in this situation... I don't recall the band though... It is pretty new and on the radio a lot...