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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:07 PM

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Picture the movie Coyote Ugly!!! Now Ur thinking about it!!! Other than the songs that they used in the movie... ie.. Pour Some Sugar on Me, by Def Leopard, Devil Went Down to Georgia, By Charlie Daniels.... What older rock, or Modern day rock songs, could U picture, as the best ones to see beautiful girls dancing on top of a bar too??? PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE GUYS!!!!!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:08 PM

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for me is "So Hott" By Kidd Rock... Any other takers????

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4 years 1 week ago, 5:18 PM

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HEY ACE

WILD THING TROGGS, SAM KINISON

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4 years 4 days ago, 12:04 AM

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Hot for Teacher

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:18 PM

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PLEASE!!!!!! What song would U like to see girls dance on a bar too?? Its as simple as that!!! Ya'll are the only ones I thought of to ask.. K?? So PLEASE help me out!!!!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 4:34 AM

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4 years 1 week ago, 9:08 AM

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Honestly if they are hot it dont matter!

4 years 1 week ago, 5:19 PM

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LICK IT UP

KISS

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4 years 1 week ago, 5:21 PM

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PUT YOUR TONGUE IN ME

BY TALLGUY LONG AGO SONG WHEN I PLAYED IN BANDS LOL

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:18 PM

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Hell ACE, now

I gotta' watch the movie (I am on the short bus when it comes to movies).....I like kid rock, I will post it!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:20 PM

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Picture Girls, Hot ass hell, up on a bar dancing!!!! What song do U hear in the back ground????

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 4:36 AM

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any song by

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Picture Girls, Hot ass hell, up on a bar dancing!!!! What song do U hear in the back ground????

AC / DC.................

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:49 PM

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Hampster

You will shortly have a PM.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:57 PM

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She's got legs...

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:05 AM

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thats easy

"you ain't seen nothing yet" by BTO (Bachman turner overdrive)
"Back in Black" by AC/DC
"Some Girls" by the Rolling Stones
"Girls,Girls,Girls" by Motley Crew
"Watch her strut" bu Bob Seger
"Gimme 3 steps" by Lynyrd Skynyed
Bow witabow by Kid Rock
"Eve of Destruction" by Megadeath

I could go on,thats right up my alley sister......

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:14 AM

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Thank U guys!! I knew if I could come 2 anybody w this, It'd B ya'll!!! And for the record LBC!! I do know who BTO is!!!! I was raised on them, plus a lot of others U both mentioned!! Thank U again!!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:20 AM

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ha ha... how does that go...something about a boyfriend coming home or something... gimme 3 steps, gimme 3 steps... Great one..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:33 AM

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why dontcha gimme 3 steps, gimme 3 step mister, and U'll never see me no more!!! For sure!!!
LBC!!! THAnK U 4 the other Kid Rock song!! I already got a routine 4 my girls 4 it!! I'll have 2 post a vid of it as soon as they learn it!!!!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 1:55 AM

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ace

girls girls girls by motley crue

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 1:59 AM

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sounds like fun

glad i could be of service.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 4:22 AM

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Money talks AC/DC

Money talks AC/DC

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4 years 1 week ago, 9:13 AM

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Pornstar dancing

Pornstar dancing
Voodoo by Godsmack
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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:03 AM

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got it right. Anything by AC/DC. I frequent a local watering hole with that same set up http://dirtydoggsaloon.com/index.html . Lots of 80's rock, especially AC/DC

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:40 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGlBHyVeYU

Ace try Cotton-eyed Joe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1M-qGSoAy8

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 6:16 PM

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im always partial to

Hot For Teacher. Van HALEN

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 6:43 PM

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That's Easy, Nine Inch

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:08 PM

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Guns n Roses, paradise city or any of the ones LBC mentioned.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:17 PM

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Hey ooze...

Hope you can meet with the Hampster, and Bob at this gun show comming up.. should be some great storys from all you guys on this..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:47 PM

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Yeah me too. I hate to admit it but I'm a gun show virgin, something I need to remedy, and soon.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 8:23 PM

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It's okay Dave,

you don't have to buy anything, it's kinda fun just looking........ You pay $10 to get in and I have rarely found any deals on ammo, it's a boys afternoon out......

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:17 PM

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They are anti-gun. So if you buy their records, they contibute to anti-gun causes. So fuck them!

4 years 4 weeks ago, 9:23 AM

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samD wrote:
They are anti-gun. So if you buy their records, they contibute to anti-gun causes. So fuck them!

they found heroin...and fell apart..could have been one of the greatest bands ever..your right samD...they should have stuck with guns...dumb asses

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:24 PM

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I didn't know they were anti-gun, but I have never bought any of their "records" as that sone is the only one of theirs I really like. How can you be anti-gun when gun is part of your name? Let me guess.... they're democraps?

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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Always thought "Axel" was to thin to be a real man anyway, but never thought they were anti gun.. good thing we don't have any of thier jams..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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Ooze rat Pm bud,

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hmmm, one more song

nothin but a good time by poison

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 9:22 PM

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skinny little dopers anyway

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:47 PM

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I wrote down every song ya'll mentioned, accept of course G&R!!!!!I never really liked them anyway. Thanks Reaper 4 the website. I'll check it out momentarily!!! Thanks again 4 coming thru 4 me guys!!!!

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ace!!!!

i can always jam Bee Gee's songs on my arm-pit

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 4:55 PM

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I bet!!!!LOL!!

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YUP

I do an awsome fart jam of Walking in The Rain by Neil Sedaca

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 5:06 PM

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My Brother used to

belch and completely re-word songs. Id laugh soo damn hard, Id almost piss myself!!!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 5:09 PM

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thats funny

i usually piss so hard i make my self belch

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Why'd you need help? I'm sure it's in here somewhere and I missed it while on black-ops missions for our President. I MEAN THE REAL PRESIDENT. SAMD, NOT THE FUCKHEAD PRETEND PRESIDENT IN WASHINGTON!!!!

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CHERRY PIE !!

I am the new young gun on the site just trying to get into these posts, y'all seem like a really cool bunch of people !! The kind I usually hang out with, drink some Budweiser and shoot some guns !! (not in that order necessarily, don't wanna be dogged on by the gun safety crew). But yeah I am probably the youngest person on the site and I can't believe NOBODY put up Warrant - "Cherry Pie" ?? To me that goes right alongside Def Leppard - "Pour Some Sugar On Me". Those two songs, to me, are the ultimate "Lap Dance" type songs. Anyway that's just my two cents.

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call you Turd do ya'?..........LOL, maybe TF would be better. If you turn into a regular around here then you are probably one of if not the youngest. We had a couple of younger members, one got banished for basically being a compulsive liar and the other kid just doesn't come around much. IMO age doesn't matter much to anyone around here, it's honesty and integrity that pulls the most weight....and again, welcome aboard!!!

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you had us a little worrried with the long ass zombie post.. but your not the only one with ADD so were usta it... besides that it had good points.. Shit your right on about the pour a little sugar thing to... gosh turd i guess we like ya..

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All he's got is stripper music.

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I Got a Couple

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"Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing" - Chris Isaak
"After Dark" - Tito & Tarantula (Song Selma Hayek dances to in "Dusk Till Dawn")
"Hey Baby" - Ted Nugent

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Thanks

Thanks Greg and Hamp. I really like this site. It has a lot of good information on it and useful tips and stuff.

I do get a little long breathed when talking about guns and trucks and stuff. Those two things are my favorite thing to talk about, guns and trucks man !! I love guns and love collecting modern day weapons because of the high round capacities and the innovative technology they use in making and using them !!

My father and father-in-law own the garage I run so yeah I am around nice looking cars and trucks and stuff 5-6 days a week but I love that kind of stuff.

As far as the zombie posts go, I've been preparing for these SHTF situations since me and my wife got together. She's the first person I have ever felt this compelled to protect 24/7 so once I started thinking about the possibilities of biological experiments/warfare, and then started thinking what would happen to her if something like that happened, I had no other choice but to prepare the HELL out of us lol. My father being a schizo hasn't helped too much in this area either lol. He is a teeny bit crazy, thinks the government is always out to get him and stays up all night and sleeps all day so he can guard our neighborhood at night.

Me & my wife, my two buddies, and my parents all live at the end of our road in a big culdesac, the lake to our back yards and the street in front. My Jeep buddy lives in the dead center I live to his right, my parents live across the street from me to his left and my Unimog buddy lives to my right. All very close and prepared. And my dad will sit in a lawn chair out in their driveway with his shotgun and do like "perimeter checks" around all 4 houses at night lol. It does really help a person sleep better knowing your father is guarding your house at night. Like I said, the reason I can afford the collection I have is because we live in a relatively small house and it is in a very small town where mortgages aren't very expensive lol.

But yeah all of my posts are long IDK why, I guess like you said, ADD? Anyway, sorry they are so long. Just trying to state my case and get familiar with people and let them get familiar with me I guess.

Thanks for being so cool guys. Take care.

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Hot Song??

How bout, The Devil Went Down on Georgia???? I kill my self!!!!!! Tube Steak Boogy, ZZ Top!!! She Wore A pearl Necklass!!!! Im A King Bee(Buzz'n round Yer Hive). My Old blue Jeans, ZZ Top, Rock Me Baby, (like my back got no bone) BB King. and a country faverot of mine "I Hate every bone in yer body but mine!!
Hank Jr. godda have some good 1's
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long breathed

Son-of-a-bitch!! I found my match!! I thought I talked a lot!! TurdFerguson32, Lil brother come up fer air Son, yer gonna turn blue!!
Then EBare will have to revive you!!!
Turd, if you have office manager or word, you can type out all yer stuff, then hit f7 and correct all yer typing Then highlite all copy en paste, in this comment box. Presto it's eazy!!
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Ace: Porn Star Dancing

"Porn Star Dancing" is a new song that would work well in this situation... I don't recall the band though... It is pretty new and on the radio a lot...

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