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3 years 33 weeks ago, 7:59 PM

Vaquero

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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

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Vaq

Thats a pretty good break down of the truth!!! You've posted some neat stuff tonight!! Good reading!!! Thank you!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:22 PM

Vaquero

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Thanks ACE

It's just been a better day since greg came on and unloaded on us.
Kinda set my tone and put some spring in my step!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:24 PM

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DANG!!!

I missed Greg???? Awwww MAN!!! Maybe he'll get on tomorrow so I can say HI to him!!!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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Vaq

Good one man. I know what you mean about Greg.

Any day above dirt is a good day!!! My New Motto: Where Do I Sign? (Oh yes I would)
3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:27 PM

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ACE

He lit up a couple of different threads.
Hamps "turbo" thread and my "hijack this" thread.
He will be on later, I think.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:28 PM

Vaquero

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Larry!

How are things in the "wild west"?

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:28 PM

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COOL!!!

Thanks Vaquero. I'll check'em out. Sam, U have a PM sir!!

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