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5 years 33 weeks ago, 8:06 PM

samD

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Police Blotter

Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rear end. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

5 years 33 weeks ago, 8:08 PM

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HEY

HE SOUNDS LIKE A HOMO!!!!....THE POLICE OFFICER THAT IS...

...check... G-AZ

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