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38 weeks 9 hours ago, 6:03 PM

ivantank

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heard Billy Mays had one last" FANTASTIC PRODUCT" his Custom Casket will have have Sales rocketing after his funeral! He will be buried in his Trademarked Blue shirt and jeans, the interior of the casket will be made of Zorbies washed in Oxyclean and sprayed with Odor Away! This Will Not Be Sold in any Stores so to get yours Call and order the Billy Mays Final Bed Rest! Call now and we'll Throw in a Second one Free! That's Right! You will receive 2 Billy Mays Final Bed Rest's for the Price of one

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38 weeks 9 hours ago, 6:06 PM

ebear

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i heard the Sham Wammy guy will do the Eulagy

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37 weeks 6 days ago, 4:30 PM

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local homeboy made good(he was from McKees Rocks,PA) Now we have to listen to our wives and/or girlfriends to hear loud,obnoxcious and irritating drivel. (sigh)gonna miss ya,Billy.

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37 weeks 6 days ago, 11:49 PM

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Billy Mays killed himself because when Michael Jackson died, Oxy Clean lost its best customer. Getting the peter tracks out of the sheets before the next investigation and getting the black out of his skin kept Billy Mays in a job.

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote