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5 years 2 weeks ago, 6:03 PM

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heard Billy Mays had one last" FANTASTIC PRODUCT" his Custom Casket will have have Sales rocketing after his funeral! He will be buried in his Trademarked Blue shirt and jeans, the interior of the casket will be made of Zorbies washed in Oxyclean and sprayed with Odor Away! This Will Not Be Sold in any Stores so to get yours Call and order the Billy Mays Final Bed Rest! Call now and we'll Throw in a Second one Free! That's Right! You will receive 2 Billy Mays Final Bed Rest's for the Price of one

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5 years 2 weeks ago, 6:06 PM

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lol

i heard the Sham Wammy guy will do the Eulagy

...check... G-AZ
5 years 2 weeks ago, 4:30 PM

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But Wait!!!

local homeboy made good(he was from McKees Rocks,PA) Now we have to listen to our wives and/or girlfriends to hear loud,obnoxcious and irritating drivel. (sigh)gonna miss ya,Billy.

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5 years 2 weeks ago, 11:49 PM

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Now it makes sense.

Billy Mays killed himself because when Michael Jackson died, Oxy Clean lost its best customer. Getting the peter tracks out of the sheets before the next investigation and getting the black out of his skin kept Billy Mays in a job.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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