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5 years 16 weeks ago, 7:51 AM

samD

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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.

The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.

"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the
crowd goes crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her

5 years 16 weeks ago, 8:21 PM

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I'm not catholic

but I might convert if I saw this

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 16 weeks ago, 8:23 PM

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lol

a holy-bitch slap!!!!!

...check... G-AZ
5 years 16 weeks ago, 9:06 PM

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AWESOME!!!

AWESOME!!!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 16 weeks ago, 3:51 AM

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Give her one for me

They could charge a pay per view and I bet they would make a fortune.

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