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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:00 PM

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Possum in the garage

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A few weeks ago we got about 12 inches of snow. When it gets cold, I have heat lamps in the garage for the cats. Found this little bastard in one of the cat boxes that night. My daughter didn't want me to kill him so now I have a pet possum. I've named him "Lucky".

6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:39 PM

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So, how the hell

do I post a pic around here?

OK, figured it out.

6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:04 PM

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kill him

he will turn on you or your family......tell your daughter he was depressed and took his own life....kill the cats while you're at it.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:06 PM

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Naw, we like the cats.

Lots of fun to watch them take down the squirrels. Just got rid of another carcass this morning. Also, with the cats I haven't seen a snake in my yard for eight years. But, I am tempted to quietly eliminate the possum.

6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:08 PM

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bam bam

two to the back of the head

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:09 PM

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kill the possum no lie

they carry deadly diseases.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:12 PM

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possums are scary

they remind me of big sewer subway rats, anyone whos been in the subway knows what im talking about.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:13 PM

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Oh, I know...

the list of diseases that possums carry are impressive but not when they've lived in your garage and grown up on nothing but cat food. This one doesn't even have ticks for fleas since he's been streaked with meds.

6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:13 PM

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we have seen

your target ebear it would be more like BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,BAM,RELOAD,BAM,BAM!OH SHIT HE RAN AWAY hahahaha!.....zing!

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:14 PM

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LBC

OK, BUT BY THE THIRD CLIP...ID WING IT.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:13 PM

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yeah i do

kill it !!!! then murder it to make sure!!!!

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:25 PM

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then torture it

make an example out of it !

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:28 PM

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yeah

call it names and write a fucked up country song about it.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 4:58 PM

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Kill It!!

I hate those overgrown, disease ridden rodents! I used to kill them with my compound bow when I lived in some apartments, so the other tennants wouldn't call the police!

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 5:01 PM

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eating right now. He sensed trouble because as soon as I walked out with the rifle, he hid under my work bench. I'm going to wait until he takes a little walk outside.

6 years 23 weeks ago, 5:03 PM

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lol

the last meal........he's walkin the Green Mile

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 5:14 PM

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I lost him one time

but someone found him.

cat

6 years 23 weeks ago, 12:47 PM

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You non-shooting faggot.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 12:53 PM

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lol

well im still waiting for his range pics.....and im shooting today...go back to being MIA....FUCKFACE!!!! I HATE YOU......OK iM SORRY....im in love with a garden gnome named Sam

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 12:52 PM

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you said you loved me.

Well your ass is for sale now...

6 years 23 weeks ago, 12:56 PM

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Hah hah, garden gnome

Well, his trailer told him to fuck off prior to his last trip, so i guess sam aint' the Roaming Gnome, is he? So what, do you just put him up on the TV next to the Virgin mary candle all you spics have?

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 12:59 PM

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lmao!!!!

ain't no virgins named Mary around here......I pray to Freddy Fender

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 1:38 PM

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Freddy who?

Freddy Mercury, right? Fag.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 3:21 PM

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But I am sure ebear

has a velvet painting (probably of Jesus) somewhere in the house...come on man, admit it! Funny story...more later!

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 3:42 PM

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It was way back, when I was in the Air Force, dating another AF member, her name was Nancy, an Air Traffic controller and Mexican. Most of her family had come over from Mexico with nothing, but were good people living in San Antonio, Texas. I dated Nancy for more than 4 years, but it was after about 1 year she wanted to take me to Texas to meet her family--I agreed. We planned a trip for middle of May that year. About 2-3 weeks prior, we were both invited to a BBQ at our friend's house (couple named Mel and Anna). We were having a good time, eating, drinking, chatting, etc etc. Nancy made killer margaritas and we were all pretty drunk. Well, the conversation turned to religion, heritage, etc etc and got pretty personal. We were all friends, so no big deal because we always talked about anything and everything. Well, not sure what exactly transpired, but Mel and my girlfriend Nancy got into a heated discussion about Mexican heritage. Mel got a bit carried away and said something about Nancy's family probably having a big velvet painting of Jesus in their living room...maybe even hand-painted, paint-by-numbers version. She lost it completely and started yelling and cursing in Spanish Mel was laughing at that point and I started to laugh. It was then that Nancy gave me that look...you know, like women love to give. The look that says, 'If you laugh with him, you are not going to have sex with me for a long, undetermined amount of time'. Immediately, I shut up and asked Mel to stop and then escorted Nancy home. Well, the weeks passed and Nancy and I were on our way from Arkansas, where we were stationed, to San Antonio, Texas. We reached San Antonio on a Saturday afternoon (late) and her family met us in the driveway. Super people too...mother was fantasic, step-father a goofy guy, but cool as hell. He greeted me with an open beer in one hand and one for me in the other...great start. After the introductions and such, we headed into their very small house (a guesthouse on the property of the Grandmother). Well, as soon as I walked into the living room, I took a quick look around and what catches my eye first? Well, hanging right there in the living room is a HUGE velvet painting of Jesus! It was very hard to resist the temptation to laugh out loud, but I did it...however I could not keep from smiling and when I glanced over to Nancy, I saw that same look I witnessed 3 weeks ago at Mel and Anna's house. I didn't say a word, went into the kitchen with everyone but couldn't help think about the BBQ and subsequent discussion. It was a good few days with her family and like I said, they are super people, but that one day had to be one of the funniest. On the way home, Nancy TOLD me that if I mentioned the picture to Mel that she would kill me or worse. I understood. But I told Mel anyway over beers a few weeks later to which he reacted by snorting beer out of his nose.

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6 years 23 weeks ago, 10:25 AM

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you are forgetting

the calender in the Kitchen with the Aztec Princess with nice big tits from the local Mexican Taco Joint.

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