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Pregnant Turkey
PREGNANT TURKEY Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, and inserted a Cornish hen into the turkey cavity...then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs. (P.S.) She must be a blond. Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. Thoreau |
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Ebear
that is funny!!!!
manu2014
1 1/2 our behind already. This was supposed to be a vacation day but here I am stilll in the orifice. Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and "let's be safe out there". Name that tv show. Take a sweet suck out of my ass if I miss quoted it.
I'll try and check in and pictures from the feasts on Monday. ebear you can take one thru the window. :P
Ebear
have a good safe one..........
HampsterW
don't do anything that I wouldn't do..........like eating ebear's pickle through my ass...lol
greg az
Yep the ol Sarg was right out of central casting.. Lot of good ones got started on that program, my favorite was always "cowboy"..
manu2014
Hill Street Blues wasn't it?
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runawaygun762
I know I can get my wife with that. She's a fun blonde. When she was a young private, a couple of us told her it was impossible for a person to touch their elbows behind their back. She kept trying for about five minutes before she realized we were staring at her tits. Priceless.