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6 years 27 weeks ago, 12:12 PM

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Pussy Green

Pussy Green
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Pussy Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Pussy Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Pussy Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.;
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall,
Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Pussy Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'.

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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OK. Got me

Great joke. Thanks.

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 5:37 PM

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Given the news starting a few years ago and continue until today's national news, why would the priest even be curious?

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 6:51 PM

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to know if that was the woman he had been
hearing about.

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 6:03 PM

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and most priests are honorable men trying to do a difficult job. I also think there are a whole lot of people out there claiming to be a victim who simply see dollar signs and want to get on the gravy train.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
6 years 27 weeks ago, 6:34 PM

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100% correct Schuyler

The church screwed up big time by its attempt to duck and cover on this, and one pedophile is to many, pretty simple, the ultimate evil for our gender.. That being said i know, or at least knew a bunch of Priests and they were, as you said straight up, good men, and you bet some lawyers were going for the "regress" memory on this.. I don't remember it being as much of an issue when we were kids in the 50's.. Have no idea if this is a matter of "swept under the rug" .. Or now a media focus, all i know is you can't "fix" them... The only "treatment" that works is castration... ergo..

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 6:34 PM

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Certainly agree Gen. Most probably are honerable, as well as the few LEOs that get bad press. However this is a much too big event to play off as just lying & money hungry jerks. Sure they are out there. We see them every day all over. The fact remains that the church has acknowleged and paid $ millions to settle complaints. Let's face it there is a problem - the church has. I guess I'm not sure of the "difficult" part of being a priest is - unless the obvious. Odd that ministers, rabbis, etc don't seem to be on the news. I feel that there is a problem and I am pleased that the church is addressing it.

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