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4 years 8 weeks ago, 4:58 PM

Vaquero

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Quickies

OK, my wife is bombarding me with these, some of them are too good not to pass along.

Quickies

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

'I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.'
~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~

( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~

Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
~~~~~
The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:49 PM

ecaman

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Vaquero

These are great!. Keep 'em coming.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 8 weeks ago, 10:17 PM

Ranger Sarge

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Vaq

That's some great stuff

The hardest part about living is not dying,it's having something that lives in you,die.
4 years 8 weeks ago, 10:28 PM

Vaquero

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Later guys

bed time.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 8 weeks ago, 6:37 AM

ACE

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Vaq

Good Morning Vaquero, Good Night Vaquero!!! Just now going to bed!!! I'll talk to you tomorrow, (this evening)!!! Have a good day, If I miss Greg az, PLEASE tell him I said HI!!!! and that I hope he leaves me a PM, if he gets the chance too!! Thanks Vaq!!

“When firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour.”- George Washington
4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:04 AM

Vaquero

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ACE

If I catch him, I'll let him know. You have a good day too.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

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