Heres the deal, this could be a REAL fun topic, if, and this is a big IF! we all pony up to the bar and tell storys on ourselfs. This is the sort of dumb s..t stuff that you can tell on your self, but if someone tells it on you your ready to hook.
I know this much, we all have some great ones, and some of the most fun ive ever had (legally) is sitting in a VFW, and listening to guys tell stories about themselfs, and the stupid stunts they've pulled.
To get the ball rolling this is a story i told on myself that you might have missed (i know this is amazing, but i have a couple stories in this catagory) so here goes.
I fished the remote out of the sink last year (actually a reasonable excuse for it being in the sink) so i stip the batterys quick, and water is still pouring out of it. I think ok, maybe if i use a bit of cyntrifical (sp!) force i can get it dry, so spend three or four minutes immatating a propeller, wife is laughing so hard im worried she's gona stroke on me. I think ok its a goner anyway, so (this is gospel, and you guys know how i feel about that) i stick it in the microwave.. Figure 20 sec outa be about right. I WAS outa options.. So i open the mirowave to the smell of burnt rubber/electrics..
When i called direct tv the guy got laughing so hard he sent us two remotes, and tells me to turn on 537 he's got a gift for me.. I had free show time for three months.. your turn..
a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.