A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
"Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's
"O.K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
"Well, what?", says the redneck.
The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH", replied the warden!
"What fish?", replied the redneck.
Moral of the story:
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
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