At an Alabama police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousin shot him.
"Well," Bubba began. "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, any you fellas wanna go hunting?'"
"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.
"The last thing I remember," Bubba said. "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game!'"
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." (Calvin & Hobbes)
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