Redneck word of the day: OBAMA- usage- A friend of mine thot I needed some help, but I told them I could do it "OBAMA" self!!!
U might be a Redneck if: U have a complete set of salad bowls that say Cool Whip on the side!!
U might be a Redneck if: Ur Jock-O-Lantern on the front porch has more teeth than Ur Spouse!!
U might be a Redneck if: U pull up Ur pants when U read a billboard that says "Crack Kills"!!
U might be a Redneck if: Instead of using a climbing stand to hunt, U duct tape Urself to the tree and call it "Good"!!
U might be a Redneck if: Ur kids learned their numbers by watching Nascar!!
U know Ur a Redneck when: Ur Birthday Card reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!!"
U might be a Redneck if: The tires on Ur truck are taller than Ur children!!
U might be a Redneck if: A common phrase in Ur house is "Somebody go wiggle the damn handle!!"
And 2 reasons its so hard to solve a Redneck murder: Cause all the DNA is the same, and there are no Dental records!!
“When firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour.”- George Washington
5 years 17 weeks ago, 1:16 PM