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3 years 28 weeks ago, 2:16 PM

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Redneck word of the day: OBAMA- usage- A friend of mine thot I needed some help, but I told them I could do it "OBAMA" self!!!

U might be a Redneck if: U have a complete set of salad bowls that say Cool Whip on the side!!

U might be a Redneck if: Ur Jock-O-Lantern on the front porch has more teeth than Ur Spouse!!

U might be a Redneck if: U pull up Ur pants when U read a billboard that says "Crack Kills"!!

U might be a Redneck if: Instead of using a climbing stand to hunt, U duct tape Urself to the tree and call it "Good"!!

U might be a Redneck if: Ur kids learned their numbers by watching Nascar!!

U know Ur a Redneck when: Ur Birthday Card reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!!"

U might be a Redneck if: The tires on Ur truck are taller than Ur children!!

U might be a Redneck if: A common phrase in Ur house is "Somebody go wiggle the damn handle!!"

And 2 reasons its so hard to solve a Redneck murder: Cause all the DNA is the same, and there are no Dental records!!

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3 years 28 weeks ago, 2:39 PM

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one of my first good pards was from Brownsville TX (i was born in Longview) and he would always say.. Sun don't shine twice on a skinny dogs ass.. or something like that.. I could figure out about half of them. Thats one i never could

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
3 years 28 weeks ago, 3:47 PM

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Greg, I never knew you were born in Longview. When I was living in Houston, I went with this girl from Longview. YEAH! What a sweetheart!

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3 years 28 weeks ago, 4:32 PM

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One of my bestfriends

lived in Longview for a while, some of the family is still there I believe.

Ace, are you a redneck if you have a Cuncle? Cousin/Uncle.

3 years 28 weeks ago, 1:22 PM

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TF Thats a good one??

But I would have to say that having a Cuncle is defonately grounds for being a Redneck!!! I cant think of the name of the movie, and I cant even remember all of it, but Tom Arnold was in it, and I remember him singing this stupid ass song "Im my own Grampa"!! It was about some dumbass Arkansas inbreeding or something like that.... Some kinda spoof!! Im not into spoofs..........................

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3 years 28 weeks ago, 5:25 PM

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then my wife is one

her mom and aunt married cousins, so one of her uncles is also her cousin.

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