A wise-ass Princeton college student challenged the "master physicist" of all time to give the class an explanation of "Relativity", without invoking Einstein's famous formula, E=mc^2.
Einstein gave him a kindly smile, puffed thoughtfully on his pipe--and said-----
"If you are sitting, and holding hands, hugging and stealing kisses from your favorite beautiful girlfriend, two hours feels like two minutes.
If you are sitting on a hot stove, however, two minutes feels like two hours!!"
" THAT"S RELATIVITY! "
Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
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