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4 years 7 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

Ebear

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RIP

MY DAUGHTERS Ferret Rascal died today........What can I say.....except , Good!!!! You smelled like shit, you made allot of noise when you ate,you knocked a glass of wine off of your fuckin cage, when i put it there while i looked for the remote....remember that asshole?!!!! I got in big trouble for that one.....you escaped once and scared the piss outta me in the kitchen while i was getting my coffe ready for work....i screamed like a bitch!!!!...i tried one day to play with you and you almost bit my finger!!...i would have beat you like a pin`ata if you did....But you made my little girl happy and Ithank you for that....you were kinda cute.....and you kept the little kids amused when we had company....So farewel Rascal....may you rest in peace.......ps...now she wants a fish!!!!!!!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

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since you're familiar with them

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 5:23 PM

Ebear

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i would

but , i can't seem to keep one alive long enough to name it.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 5:58 PM

Lyle Hutchins 1

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hampster/fish

Great choise!!!! A fish. Buy one that will get fairly big, maby 2. Then when they kick the bucket, there will be enough for lunch!!
Lyle

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:01 PM

HampsterW

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you shot "rascal" with the Gamo, you Turd!!!............I just ordered a Whisper VH today and it will be shipped TO MY DOOR in a week or two.....Ha ha ha ha ha!.....Rascal, rest in peace.......

I had a couple of Ferrets years ago, those little bastards can destroy a house, much worse than cats and even though they are de-scented they still stink........Get her an Iguana, they are meaner than hell, have sharp teeth and are a bitch to take care of........oh yeah and they get huge!!!! Ask me how I know!!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:08 PM

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what do you use for anal play? lol

4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:32 PM

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samD, there isn't anything alive and within driving distance he hasnt damaged for life!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:34 PM

HampsterW

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Sam, you have out done yourself...........EL Presadente in the flesh.....Bravo!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:40 PM

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to Truth in Avatars (tm)

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:49 PM

HampsterW

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Hell Schuyler. I

will do the same.........It's the paranoids like Reaper that like to keep it anonymous...LOL. just kidding buddy, I don't work for the DOD or whatever!.... give me a few!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 7:13 PM

Ebear

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hamp

now ur a pussy like me huh? air rifles are cool!!!!!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 7:35 PM

HampsterW

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a bow, so you are still a bigger pussy..........lol!........Get your girl an Iguana, I won't be sorry.......LOL!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 7:55 PM

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Greasy

How ya doing brother Mike?

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 7:58 PM

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larry

doin ok tonite.tired but hangin in there.

4 years 7 weeks ago, 8:05 PM

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Great

Tired aint nothing, your used to that. How's that back & things holding up?
Been a little rough around the edges here for a week or so, but think I see daylight now.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 8:13 PM

Anonymous

larry

back is day to day.still have to take meds though

4 years 7 weeks ago, 9:07 PM

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yesterday. The one cool cat (only one I ever owned) got his dumb head smacked yesterday too. Can't get misty bout any cat but he was a good one. Screws with my kids though. Luck, crappy luck, has been just before their birthdays something gets killed. Gotta go find something new now. Think I'll try a damn bird in a cage,,,, maybe it will hang around six months longer on the average and croak in the Spring or when school lets or something different for a change aye.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 9:36 PM

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Howdy

Hello once again,
Just got done ordering a couple new holsters & pouch, played my guitar a little bit, now here I am. Fat, happy & relaxed. LOL How ya all doing?

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 10:16 PM

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ebear and bigshot

Ever thought of a dog? You know, man's best friend, respond to affection, form strong loyalties, think you're the greatest thing ever created?

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 7 weeks ago, 3:12 PM

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Get her a BASS

you can show her how to catch it and keep it long a nuff to eat or mont.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 5:25 PM

Ebear

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we got a dog

bigshot...get a tortoise....they live about 75 years and don't do shit, tall guy...im thinkin maybe a Sardine in a can.....

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:07 PM

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ebear is a.........

Pussy!!!...Go for the Iguana.........They are nice critters, never give you a moments trouble.......It will give you something to do with the Gamo.......Again!.....ha ha ha!

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4 years 6 weeks ago, 9:01 AM

Ebear

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hamp

ever watch that show Fatal Attraction on the Animal Planet chanell?

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4 years 6 weeks ago, 5:59 AM

tallguy007

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fish in a can?

you can still have gators as pets and when the get big when there is a some one's pet that is to much feeding time and it keeps the JOHOVO'S away :>)

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4 years 6 weeks ago, 6:46 PM

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Ferretts are great

You wanna see one freak the fuck out? Get one of thouse turkey calls that go in your mouth and use it in front of a ferrett. They go apeshit.

They're also great because they're more streamlined for insertion than a gerbil.

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