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4 years 16 weeks ago, 11:53 AM

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Rules for the Nonmilitary Ass Kicking

Make sure you read #13 (and the lines below it)

Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6.. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking
Us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those! Commies !' And stop asking us where he is. Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked..

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.

'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

AND ONE MORE:

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.

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WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

IN GOD WE TRUST

GOG BLESS AMERICA !

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 16 weeks ago, 12:04 PM

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Excellent!

Great posting, Ivantank. It's been over 40 years, but the oath I took then is still in force, and will be as long as I live.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 16 weeks ago, 12:11 PM

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Perfect, thank you. Yep took that oath in Feb of 67, and it's for life.

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 1:10 PM

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Rules

Great post. I was a SP-4 when I was discharged in '65. Did the best job I could the 2 years I was there. Disobeying rule #4 really pisses me off!

It's too late for me, save yourself.
4 years 16 weeks ago, 1:15 PM

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Thanks,

I have seen this before, but never tire of reading it and there is a lot truth in those words!

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 1:34 PM

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Rule #4

gotta agree with you there,i took an army jacket off this numbnut that was wearing it without having served,i asked him if he was in and he said some smart mouth shit and thats all it took,i really love confrontation.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:08 PM

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I love all the rules and I'm ready to do some ass kicking. I live in a conservative little town in the Central Valley. If you need me to come to your town because there is too much ass kicking needed I will travel. Kali is a big lib state so I will be very busy for awhile so be patient. All kidding aside I love this post.

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 16 weeks ago, 8:51 PM

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If you ask a member of the Chair Force if they fly a jet and they say no, that means they are the part that doesn't go to war. They can't kick your ass. And most of them will say yes anyway. Pilots get all the 'nanny.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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