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6 years 6 weeks ago, 3:23 PM

Dr.angusmd21

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samD is gonna be mad

ARIZONA DUMB LAWS

Hunting camels is prohibited. (ONE MUST GO TO IRAQ FOR THIS)
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.(ACCEPT NO FAKES)
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house(ONE FOR THE DONKEY?)

Glendale = Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Globe = Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. ***(BUT GIVE THEM ALL THE FIREWATER YOU WANT)

Hayden = If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Maricopa County = No more than six girls may live in any house. (Repealed)

Mesa = It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

Mohave County = A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales = An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Prescott = No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

Tempe = One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

Tombstone = It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. ***(NOT GONNA TOUCH THIS ONE)

Tucson = Women may not wear pants. ***(AND THIS IS BAD?)

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 4:13 PM

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The Cards can not play with the Indians. Just not fair, they go to the super bowl, but can not play with Indians. We are a long way from equal rights. ;)

clint

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 4:25 PM

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not true

I'm no lawyer... but this statement is not true:

"When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses."

I am a little disturbed that I can no longer ride my horse up the courthouse stairs in Prescott though.

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
6 years 6 weeks ago, 7:20 PM

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What's sad is that something bad enough to prompt this law to be written must have happened. "Hey ya'all, watch this" rarely leads to a good outcome.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
6 years 6 weeks ago, 7:28 PM

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its so fucked up it aint even funny

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
6 years 6 weeks ago, 9:03 PM

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I really gotta know the logic behind this... maybe they figure that if she needs one more, to fill every hole, then some is being put out of a job?

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 10:30 PM

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Where did you get this stuff from. I've seen lots of women wearing pants in Tuscon. Camels are protected, though I don't think there have been any here in thousands of years.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Kevin Spacey: (The Usual Suspects)
6 years 6 weeks ago, 10:33 PM

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Camels in KS

The first camel I ever saw was on a camel ranch in Kansas.

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 10:34 PM

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hey

Hey at least your state governments are afraid of y'all.....up here in MA it's simply not that way.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

Dr.angusmd21

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i just

googled dumb laws for the diff states.

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