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ARIZONA DUMB LAWS

Hunting camels is prohibited. (ONE MUST GO TO IRAQ FOR THIS)
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.(ACCEPT NO FAKES)
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house(ONE FOR THE DONKEY?)

Glendale = Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Globe = Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. ***(BUT GIVE THEM ALL THE FIREWATER YOU WANT)

Hayden = If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Maricopa County = No more than six girls may live in any house. (Repealed)

Mesa = It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

Mohave County = A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales = An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Prescott = No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

Tempe = One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

Tombstone = It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. ***(NOT GONNA TOUCH THIS ONE)

Tucson = Women may not wear pants. ***(AND THIS IS BAD?)