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6 years 4 weeks ago, 2:39 PM

samD

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I wish to send Happy New Year greetings...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying
George Bush stole the election.

And all of us are so happy; The election is finally
over!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his
inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the
economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto
industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem,
stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes
and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming,
find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid
of corruption in government and achieve world peace . Then
on the 7th day, He will rest.

My best wishes for 2009

The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does
not first take from someone else."

samD

6 years 4 weeks ago, 3:35 PM

Anonymous

samD

well put!all hail the messiah!

6 years 4 weeks ago, 3:58 PM

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Oh, wait. I still don't like him. Think he'll give Osama bin Laden a knuckle bump when they meet to discuss the State of the Union address?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
6 years 4 weeks ago, 5:24 PM

samD

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and kiss and perform Rahmadan Rituals on each other....

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