bye bye, Live,love,and eat and make new friend's, help others when you are able to.
have a good fall.
Did we just lose badgirl?
I left her a PM earlier.
don't go darlin.....i think you knocked me up!!!!!
tonight big boy? I heard you got hauled in for violating that restraining order, you know the one.......(whisper) Elementary school groper.......Ha ha ha ha!!!
what up caca eater?????...i'll be right back....gotta take doggie for a walk...it freaks him out when i shit right next to him....brb
wrist is a little weak, bowing to the doggie..............DITTO!!!!!! Just giving you shit, I am gonna go watch a move, maybe Shooter or Platoon (see I got a pair). Good to see ya' on Ed, catch ya' later.
I now totally remember why I missed U soooooo much!!!
im starting to lactate!!!!
Meanwhile Spousal Unit just got home so we're going to share a bottle of white wine and talk about the day! I don't think I'll tell her about badgirl.
The white discharge coming from the pustules on your vagina doesn't count as lactating. But it does taste good. Speaking of lactating, for all you soon-to-be fathers, DON'T FALL FOR IT!!! Your wife's breastmilk does not taste like milk. Babies only go for it because they haven't tried beer yet, so they don't know any better.
just close ur eyes and put the special spigot in your mouth.....mmmmmmmmmmmm
Or a short length of dental floss?
it cleans your daddy's teeth.......runs!!! i missed ya......next time stand still
Try holding the gun right side up, spic. Colors is a dumb movie, not a training video, esse.
soon as i can load a switchblade into my sig you are one dead tranny
You're about to become your state's number one most wanted messkin. When are you going to un-fuck that place? Daley's retiring, right? Now's the time to run for office in Chicago. You're a minority, so you're a shoe-in.
ebear, did you leave the brass knuckles and monkey fist at home?
using the monkey fist as a suppository will take a few seconds to retrieve
lolol....reaper you suck.....and runs, did your wife have any white kids yet?
My favorite wetback!!! How the hell R???
what-up big money!!!!!!
Thank U 4 gettin me outta the A-130 pissing contest thread!! UGGHHH!!! Got my shop almost completely painted!! YEAH!! Its looking good!!! Im happy!!! I only have 1 little wall-like 2 1/2 ft wide, and 6 ft tall 2 primer and paint, and it'll B done!!! WOO-HOO!!! Now I gotta start working on ALL the tools and stuff I'll need. Im gonna post some stuff, 2 C if some of ya'll can contribute 2 the cause!!!
gonna be a sex shop, with inflatable china-men and Cheese whizz?
U know exactly what its gonna B, U Butthole!!! And if I sold anything like that, I'd give Ol'Lyle a holler 2 C what the best items R 2 sell!! (after all of his comments on "ChickenDick"!!!!) LOL!!!! I noticed that U didnt chime in on that thread?? Did U have the flu or something??? Not like U 2 not dog on somebody when given the chance!!! And anyway... I always heard chinese men had small dicks!!!
i just like it when they squint.....thier eyes dissappear
Iv always heard that the womens "vajayjays" go in the same direction as their eyes..... Do U think thats true????
but they will do anything for chocolate bars
Iv never heard about the chocolate thing.......
Just thought that I would throw that out there......um, okay!
kiss and make up.....MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUH!
Fuck you!!......How are ya' bud? get that FFL3 for the BB....err....ahh...pellet gun yet?
yup i got the rifle and so far just shooting at pop cans.....but there is this squirrel keeps tormenting my doggie................
be on the hunt for the 'white mouse' or whatever it was that kicked doggie's ass? Ha ha ha ha!
Squirells are no match for the Gamo!!!
i think this Sunday.....then i'll make a cock warmer out of his hide......im tired of Runaway's anus
Did my wife have any white kids? Fucking priceless. In all seriousness though, my wife is so pale that she could get pregnant by Shaka Zulu and Edward James Olmos and the kid would still look like an albino. I have another serious question; Which is more gay; two dudes pounding each other's asses and fisting each other prison sex style, or two guys with bushy moustaches passionately making out and then making love by candlelight?
could you please repeat my two choices again???? hold on ...., let me get more vasaline....ok....begin
Right. Like you need lube. Your ass is so stretched out I could drive an 18-wheeler wrapped with 120-grit sandpaper up there and you'd barely notice. Next time, though, I'll leave the vaseline at home and give you the Cajun Hotstick. Use dip spit as lube
i remeber the first time ..i gave ur father a Cleveland Steamer.....he kept begging for more and i was tapped out....so i had to take the neighbor and his 4 kids to White Castle and got them full of sliders...man they shit all over your dad!!!!....he was in heaven........i think im gonna cry......
But I love you. I needed that laugh. Faggot.
Glad Greasys on tonight.. were with ya Mike, not a day goes by with out a prayer buddy..
Albino wifes, Clevland stemers, wow.. im sorta scared as it is, and what happens when i start taking those hormon shots and grow bubbies.. I'm in the "usta" have a set stage as it is.. Pard guard my 6 will ya, thinking all these tramps are going to ask me to the prom..
I miss bad girl..
but if you wanna ride on the bitch seat to Sturgis with me, just put on the vest and let the man boobs hang out. Dang it. I guess I need to buy a bike first, huh?
Be wery wery quiet, I'm hunting waskly wabbit twail. hu hu hu
It's turning out to be a strange week here at Gunslot!