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4 years 12 weeks ago, 3:47 PM

Vaquero

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Sex after death

SEX AFTER DEATH
>>A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
>>the other if there is sex after death.
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>>Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
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>>After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
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>>True to his word, he made the first contact:
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>>" Marion ... Marion "
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>> "Is that you, Bob?"
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>>"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
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>>"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
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>>"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
>>off to the golf course .
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>>I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more
>>times.
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>>Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around
>>the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
>>After supper, it's back to golf course again.
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>>Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and
>>then the next day it starts all over again"
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>>"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
>>
>>"No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona"

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 4:42 PM

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course on the other hand it seems like an ok deal.. cept for one pesky detail..

ive told you about Gloria being Jealous.. hot damn would that cause a sceen.. im thinking there wouldn't be a golf course rabbit alive in the state..

What happened to your post about being an electriction.. i had a smart comment all set, but no post... did you get that package you were waiting on..

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 4:52 PM

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What you been up to today?

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 5:04 PM

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back in the black and white days of TV there was a show "Dobie Gillis".. and (cant think of his name, but went on to be Gilligan of Gilligans Island.. Anyway he played a beatnick, and when ever confronted with work would screem it.. Shows how lame we were raised, but actually funny.

Gloria is in Prescott, meeting either the youngest im trying to set up with Brad or having a fling with Juan the pool boy.. Thats the only problem with living so remote, you have to make the big "provision" trips to town.. sure others know this drill..

Hey i found the post on Electrictions, but LW had a comment about losing a couple that sorta shut down the joke mode.. do be safe.. I don't want Juan taking off with both our gals insurance money..

Got good news, i go for the tests double quick, so might have some good news, and a bit less fear.. anyway out side of that just the normal day watching history, and mil channel..

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 5:49 PM

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1959-1961 always had girl trouble

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 5:10 PM

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Greg,

did you catch my comic book posts?
The ones I remember reading growing up.

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 6:01 PM

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Yeah didnt he

Have girl chasing him that would scrunch her nose and then he would scrunch his by reflex and to her that meant they were meant to be?

4 years 11 weeks ago, 6:10 PM

CharlesW

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R3 about that time

I had my own girl trouble
Dobie was on his own

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 8:13 AM

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greg

the dude you were refering to was Bob Denver....and i hope it is good news.....

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 5:29 PM

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This is why I'm going to spend the rest of my life here. I'll probably retire in Strawberry. No golf courses, but A LOT of rabbits and the White mountains.

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 5:31 PM

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Strawberry is nice. Have you ever been to Fossil Springs?

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